herm ur back my dude

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A.N. abalish! Ur riting skilz r declining as fast t as the. Titanic sank. But good chap v hartfelt

HARRY POV

Herm y yo vamos a LEAVE BITCH (for all of u non-bilangual fucks that means Herm and I are going to leave bitch.) We FUKING RUN OUT OF THAT DAM DAM CAVE.

"Herm wowie ur back! Slap me in the mcfrjckin face wjth a mclobsster!!" I sfream
We kiss cayse were in love u assholes
AND GUESS WHO MF POPS THE FUCK UP?
gin
"Gart I'll never let go!" She screams softly to me
"I'll let go for u asshole" I scream back
"I know u love me" she says
"Gow would u even know that?"
"Because there's a picture of me in ur room from wen we dated!"

Aagagahaga gasp!!!

"Hart what the actual fuck!" Herm yells
Then she starts talking rlly fast in Latin bc she's bilangual as fuck and I think she's cursing?mm
"Hermit let me exxxplaen;)" I bellow softly
"No no no no u can't even make this up to me"
"I LOVE U!" I moan and fall to the ground with tears flowing from my eyes and turning into lava death as they hit the mf ground
"U dint even! If u did u would nt have her pic yu duck!!"
I sob menacingly.
"Hermanib." I satt "plz"
"No asshat. I am dun. I am living and yolo"
She storms away with angr

"Gin ur eval" I say
"No" she says
"SHE DONT EVEN UNDERZTAND "GIN U POS I HATE U" I run after Herm

"Hart don't talk we done" she says
"Germinee I love u I didnt even have that pic."
Gasp!!! She says
"Dat Tru?" She ask
Then we kiss cause she forgVr me

A.N. wowie was that a ride on the feels train or wat?? Haha I sob wile riting this. Here's a poem bout it:

Tears run down my face
Pain is in my heart
My riting is great
Albiene ur a fart

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