Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Misery

SUCH DRUNKED

A.N. It's Brian agaen:)))))) alvine just waneted to let u freaken know. Deaco is such evil and I love his pov so artistically Perf.

HARRY FUCKIN POV

((This is still in flashback))

I was starting to fall off of the desk that I was taking the PTSA. WWWOOOOWWWW THE SPKIED PUNCOH WAS FETTING TO ME.

Mcfucjingonagall was coming and I was all like oh shit shoot frick! So I was quicck to get back to the mother fucking test. She was all like "Potter u okay" and I was like hell to the fuck yeah" and then she said language should be nice go and talk to Dumbledorre dorr"' so I stalked the fuck out of there when BAM BAM OH HOT DAMN i bumped into hermyone.

Hi iii she sayd and I was like lol hi boo. I was sweating so hard cause o had a crush on her but I couldn't even tell her cause rooon had a crush on her too and I wae like FUCK.

Harryd I have to tell u something" Hermione said "what tell me??!" I replied the. N she kissed me so fuckin much. ON THE LIPS!
"I love u so freaking much hrry" she whispered wisely. "Nkooooo" I bellowed to myself but she couldn't even hear me then she kissed me again and I kissed her back. ON THE LIPS. "I love u too herminee but what about Ron?" "I don't even like that assjole he's such a bitch!" I kissed Hermione agian when suddenly Ron walked near us. We quickly moved apart from each other and he didn't even see shit. Lol suck a loser.

Then I saw DRAVO S FUCKIN FACE PEEKING OUT FROM THE DOOR WHERE I WAS TAKING THAT DUMB ADSS TEST OH SHIT!!!! I COULD TELL HE HAD AN EVIL PLAN BUT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE FUCKKKKKKK

Draco stalked over to me and said "potter whatcha u doing?"
"What do u want u piece of shit?"
He cackled a knowing cackle and walked away mysteriously and evaly. Damn.

Hermione walked back to me "what an evL eval little man." She whispered menacingly.

THEN BANG BOOM BANF CRASH DUN

Prof McGonagall came out of the room. "Come with me child kids something has happened and it's not even very good."

Aw fuck.