Them Sexy Boys ;)

Jealous bitch.

Another catastrophic day at school. Some people are just fucked up. Get jealous because of a boy? Please! Why does it always has to be a big deal? Its not like I got jealous when Olivia went out with Freddie. Olivia is one of my best friends, I couldn't do that to her. She's beautiful, the stunner of our 'gangbang'. She has dark hair with caramel tips. Really dark brown eyes, and more on the tanned side. She's my brunette. Whereas Freddie has spiked light brown hair, green eyes and a massive smile. They were cute, as cute as all those photos with true love quotes on. Unfortunately that didn't work out as well as everybody thought it would of.

But today, Claire was being a bit of a bitch and got jealous over Yasmin and Tim. Claire is usually behind with all the gossip so she only found out that they were going out today. Her face went red and her eyes further out that usual. When she saw them kissing or hugging she rolled her eyes and started nibbling on her nails. Typical. But the funniest of all was when she caught eye contact with them, she put the worst smile on I've ever seen her do before. It looked like she was shitting out waffles but tried to seem like its normal. This is why she's messaging me right now.

Claire: Did I look like an idiot around him?

Me: Just a tad.

Claire: Ffs, did my hair look alright though?

Me: YES!

She always asked me this question, wherever we are, even she knew it does because she's just checked in a mirror.

Claire: Thank God

Me: So what's with you and Yasmin? Are you two still friends?

Claire: Well what do you think? She went out with a guy I liked and embarrassed me in front of all the school.

Me: You do know that she didn't  know you liked him and tbf you humiliated yourself at school so don't blame it on Yasmin

Claire: Aw are you on her side then? Thanks for being my so called 'best friend'.

Me: Well all I'm saying is that you don't have the right to blame her for anything.

Claire: Aw just shuttup and get back to that boyfriend of yours!

Me: Wow, you know more about me than I do about myself. Tell me more lies please...

Claire didn't answer for a while speak I messaged her saying:

Me: Aw u ran out of bullshit then? :)

Claire: Fyi I was eating my tea until your fat gobble had to get in the way!

Me: Oop, gobble gobble... What about me gobbling?

Claire: Gob* And I mean Jack, heard about what happened at Yasmin's party.

Shit! I told Yasmin not to tell anyone! Ffs.

Me: Jack and I are no more than friends so you can fuck right off!

Claire: I think thats impossible darling.

Me: Buy a dildo, then you can pretend its Tim.

Claire: :O

Me: Calm yo titties

Claire: No, you shut yo titties!

Me: Shut my titties? NEVER!

Claire was really pissing me off. She has no right to blame it on Yasmin because how could have Yasmin known that she fancied him as well? They don't talk to each other very often so I really don't see how. She can't blame Yasmin for looking like a complete twat either, she was the one looking constapated. So from now on, neither me or Yasmin are friends with her. She can use that dildo somewhere else.