Them Sexy Boys ;)

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I slept on the thought of Jack using me. I've a complete and utter idiot to think that he was my real friend. I woke up earlier than usual to get ready for Charlie to come over. I had to have somebody i could talk to about relationships, and who's better than a Sex God expert. She had a load of boyfriends, and trust me, there wasn't just kissing involved.

'Hiya, are you ready yet?'

Almost instantly i got a message back saying 'Yeah I'll be right over'. l

jogged around my room quickly picking stuff up and putting them in their right place.

I heard a knock on my door in the pattern of 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'. I grinned as I came down the stairs to great Charlie in her Aztec crop top and high waisted shorts. She welcome me with a warm hug and a "guess what?". I looked down and rubbed my forehead, "what?"

"I'll tell you upstairs".

We walked up the stairs in silence and came to a stop in front of my door. I gestured for her to go in and she walked through the door after slightly opening it. As soon as we sat down, I asked " What is it?" The second I said that, I noticed I got a message. I picked up my flashing phone and read a surprising text. It was from Joe.

'Hi Bee, after yesterday I found out my real feeling for you. I have a question I want to ask you as soon as you've read this :)'.

I looked up at Charlie and gave her a smile.  Charlie didn't look up, instead, her face was pointing downwards and looked really dull.

"Hey, what's up?" I asked her, this was the first time in ages I have seen her so sad.

"Oh nothing really." She left a big pause before she carried on, " I've been an idiot"

"Well that's the two of us then"

Charlie looked up at me with slight frown, "Why what's happened to you?"

I slightly laughed and started twisting my bracelet around my wrist. "Jack asked me ou-"

"Jack Buckle?"

"No, our Jack"

"Oh right, what did you say?" You could tell that she was excited because she stiffened her back and leaned towards me. That was the point I was too embarrassed to speak.

"Bee?" I could tell Charlie was getting a bit anxious. I had to say something to calm her down, you know when something's about to go down when she starts shitting out skittles, exactly like a rainbow pony.

"Bee? Bee? What's up?"

"Well..." I started " I just can't get my head round how much of a player Jack is!"

"What's happened like?"

"I was just thinking about it, then my brain started working. You know all those times when ' Jack was there for me?' Well it was mostly him patting my back and staring at your bazzumas."

In a matter of seconds, Charlie's face squared out and her smile was nowhere to be seen.

"I'm really sorry to hear that"

"Oh don't be. I'm the one that's been the idiot".

Charlie sniffed her unblocked nose to make me ask, "What's up with you then?"

"Not what, but who. I slept over at Luke's last night. I had to sneak out of his house at 6 o'clock in the morning to pretend nothing happened".

My jaw dropped open as the word "What?!" escaped my mouth. I had to ask her a serious question, "Did you?..." I left a bit of awkward silence to make my point and then did a sex gesture. Charlie sunk down in my spinny chair.

"Oh my God! You didn't did you?!" I shouted at her like an angry lion, but I don't blame myself. Recap of the relationship scale:

1. Holding hands

2. Hug

3. Kiss on the cheek

4.Goognight kiss

5. Kiss on the lips (public)

6. Open mouth kissing

7. Tongues

8. Upper body fondling

9. Below the waist activity

10. The whole collection

Charlie, being a bit younger than me, should still have some common sense about Sex Gods, but obviously not.

Charlie opened her mouth as if to say something, but nothing came out. Staring at the carpet, she shrugged her shoulders and signed. She looked really disappointed with herself so I looked back at the text Joe sent me about 5 minutes ago.

' Hey, what is it ? ;) xx' I text back and waited for about 10 seconds to get a reply.

' This may seem awkward, but will you go out with me?' I blushed and a grin popped up on my face. Charlie looked over and started moaning "what? It isn't funny!". I laughed at her angry tone.

"This isn't about you, somebody text me"

"Why? Who is it?"

" Mmmm, maybe this guy called Joe?" I bit my lip, even though the grin was not yet gone.

"What does he want?" Charlie's grumpy voice came back in again, this time even deeper.

"He's asked me out, what should I say?" I was buzzing with excitement at the thought of being out with him. Joe was the missing puzzle I lost when I was still a kid and hadn't found it till now. I know that the relationship hasn't evolved past the boyfriend and girlfriend stage, but I am aiming for it. 

"Well, I'm not trying to be a bitch or anything, but I don't think you should. I mean it would be a bit awkward if you went out with a guy I slept with best friend. It just wouldn't go. If we ever met up with them, I would feel so ashamed of myself".

Charlie was pissing me off now. It was always about her and her petty little problems. She hardly ever thought about me when she was involved in the situation. She was being a bitch to me, even though she said that she ' isn't '. She is one of my best friends, but there's no need to be so self-obsessed 24/7.

I turned back to my phone not knowing what to do. If I was to go out with him, Chalrie wouldn't forgive me for the rest of my life. I had to decide something though, i just can't keep Joe waiting for long, then he would feel like I'm really not interested. I was close to replying to him, but my notification went off. I check to see who it was from. Claire and her sorry face, HA.

' Hiya Bee. Look I'm really sorry for what I said. I agree with you about me being a cow, I'm really sorry'

Claire is a clever girl, but too stupid to notice how much of a wanker she sounded and low she was going. It seemed like she was willing to lick my shoes because i messaged her saying ' Whatever' to see her reaction, she messaged back saying ' Please, I made a mistake and I want to put it right...' Chew, chew, chewy! She put another two paragraphs about how I'm one of her bestfriends and that she misses me, even though we weren't friends for about two days or so. I had to message her back saying ' It's fine' to save her fingers from disappearing. This was pathetic but I couldn't stand one more message from her because otherwise, my eyes would actuallly explode.

My phone started vibrating like mad and had a spaz attack from all the spammiing I was getting from Joe. He was getting impatient bit i still don't have an answer to him.

Suddenly Charlie grabbed her stomach and shouted

"Help!"