Them Sexy Boys ;)

Tim and Yasmin

All of the time throughout the holidays,my family were getting on my nerves. But Its school today, hoping it will be a good week. Don't want to have a shit week again. As I set off my little brother lifts up my skirt and looks beneath it.

"Ooo, colourful panties!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!?" I screamed as I started to shuffle to my mum, avoiding my brothers dirty hands. I couldn't find her anywhere downstairs, she must have been upstairs. I couldn't be bothered with that so I grabbed my keys, pushed my brother out the way and quickly slammed the door after me. I ran for about a yard, looked back at my brother standing in the door, he was stood there with his Uranus out!

"Omg Billy! Get back inside NOW !!" I shouted, I had some wierd looks from the people coming past and I screamed.

"Try living with that then!"

I quickly realised that Claire was just round the corner, alongside with Yasmim. They laughed and pointed at my brother. He now has his pants to his ankles and he's dancing to gangnam style. My eyes were about to pop out when mum came to the rescue. She grabbed him under the armpits and swung him back into the house. I turned back to walk towards Yasmim and Claire but they were already about 5 meters away from me.

"Oh my God! I have never been so embarrassed! He's a little knob"

Yasmim and Claire looked at each other and said "He sure has a small one!" We all just burst into a massive laughing fit and nearly piss ourselves laughing. After that little performance from my brother and the laughing fit, we walked to Charlie's house. We picked her up and started to walk down to school.

LUNCHTIME

Yasmim dragged me off from the rest of the group. I was a bit worried because she had a grin on her face. This better not be one of the situations she fancies someone but scared to ask them out.

"Hahaha, can you do me a massive favor ?"

Oh dear.. Here she goes..

"Yeah, what is it?"

"Can you ask a boy out for me?"

"Yeah, but can someone come with me? I don't want to look like a loner when I'm walking between you two with messages".

"Yeah okay"

"Can I take Emily?"

"Yeah alright then, quickly grab her"

I galloped to the group (because I'm retarded like that) and squeezed through people to get to where Emily was standing.

"Come on, Yasmin needs you"

I held her wrist while squeezing past people again and returning to freedom.Emily was a really loud one.You can probably hear her voice from a mile away. She's pretty small with brown mid-length hair and orangy browny eyes. I saw Yasmin trying to keep her cool when a boy came over to her. He soon left and we approached her before he could come back.

"So what's going on?" Asked Emily.

"Right, can you ask Tim out for me please?"

Tim is one of the Sex Gods at our school. He has dirty blonde hair, blue eyes and on the tanned side. He has an eight-pack which is even more of a turn on. He can be a dick sometimes but he's really funny. He had the full collection (number ten) on the love scale, perfect guy for Yasmin.

Both Emily and I agreed and started to look around the yard for him. He was with his usual group, in the corner of the yard. I forced Emily to go first and then I promised her I would speak. Emily being Emily doesn't hesitate and goes straight to Tim. Whereas in my case I was looking around all the people he was hanging out with. Some of them were okay, but Tim was the fittest there. Once me and Tim confronted each other I said.

"Look, do you know who Yasmin is?"

Tim looked at me and frowned.

"No, I don't think so"

I pointed towards her direction and then he clicked.

"Oh right her. Yeah I do know her, what about it?"

"Well she wants to go out with you"

Tim looked surprised, too surprised to speak and there was a bit of awkward silence.

"Is it alright if I text her the answer? I need to think about it"

"Ermm yeah? Right see you later"

Emily and I walked over to Yasmin looking miserable to think he said no.

"What happened? He said no didn't he? I knew I shouldn't have asked him out!"

She got really angry, I just decided to tell her the truth.

"He said he'll think about it!"

We all suddenly jog on a spot screaming like little children.

"Eeeeekk"

HOME

After a crazy day at school I had to go back to my naked gangnam style brother and my fucked up parents. My dad apparently looks Asian, he has small eyes and he's really tanned. Charlie pointed this out one day we went to maccyD's. My mum is a potato, plump and pale ( don't worry, I didn't try eating her). My brother is 3, but sexual already. He doesn't realise what he's doing most the time. He's got the sexual bit from my parents, they always snog around the house. I could have lived my life without seeing that. As I entered through the door my 'lovely' family was gathered round a box. Is Billy moving out? A cardboard box would be the perfect place for him to live. As I come closer I noticed the box had holes, please don't tell me we got a pet?! Surprise, surprise motherfucker, we did. We got a fucking rat! Why the hell would you even want a rat in your bedroom?!

1. They stink!

2. They stink!

3. They stink!

4. They're ugly

5. You have to clean up their shit

6. They stink!

But my little brother was amused by it. Thank God they only bought one, I'm letting Billy keep it. I seriously don't want that shitting machine in my room.