Exo Jokes ♥♥

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Exo Jokes ♥♥

Scientific name ni Baekhyun:

Baklathysis Eyelineristus Badingsis kays Chanyeolisus budoythesus.

Scientific name ni Kai:

Negritosus Sexyrilic Tustadosis Dyokyungsoonasis. 

Scientific name ni Suho:

Pandakisus Lolosis Iyakerisostis Dwarfistis.

[Chen and Kai]

Chen: *hinaplos ang panyo kay Kai*

Kai: Hyung bakit ?

Chen: Hala! Nagsalita ang itim na Nazareno!

Jongdae is ♥

Sa loob ng classroom ...

Teacher: Chanyeol, bakit di ka nagsusulat ?

Chanyeol: Maám, wala po akong ballpen.

Teacher: Nanaman? Paano ka nakakapasok nang walang ballpen ?

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Chen: Sumasakay po ako ng jeep 

#TawaKayoPlease

Ang OTP name nina XIUMIN at JOONMYEON ay parang height nila.

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MinYeon ♥

EXO on FACEBOOK...

KRIS: Facebook is not my style. *end up using facebook*

LUHAN: Sehun is MINE! *checking Sehun's profile*

BAEKHYUN: Erm.. Which one should I buy? *seeing eyeliner brand*

LAY: Hyung!! How to log in Facebook??

TAO: I want to buy my GUCCI. Oh my GUCCI!! *wifi too slow*

SEHUN: Yehet! This fanth (fans) said me is tpe..tpe..tpecial! (special) *reading fb status*

SUHO: Wow!! Facebook is very good!! Should I buy this company?

D.O: *starring at the Facebook logo*

XIUMIN: Is Facebook yummy? Can I eat it?

CHANYEOL: Hahahaha.. Facebook is very FUNNY! Hahahaha.. *nothing happen in Facebook*

KAI: Where's D.O's profile? I wanna send him some sexy photo of me. *searching DO's profile*

CHEN: Hey! Facebook I LOVE YOU! And you love me right? *talking to the screen*

A/N: EXOSTAN dyan!!! WOOOOOOH!!! xDD

LovelyBani'

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