Billford spoof

The gobblewonker

The small group started scanning the edges of the boat, looking for something that could have caused the bang. Soos flicked on the boats equivalent of headlights and the water around the boat was illuminated. "D-d-DUDES!" Soos was suddenly yelling. Everyone ran over to him and looked where he was pointing. A humungous dark shape was directly below the boat and Ford felt Bill tense up. A small tear was forming in his eye. "I'm scared." Bill whimpered. "We all are!" Stan replied. The shape moved and they all gasped and moved quickly below deck. Soos turned of the lights and everything was dark.... "Hey guys we still need to build that slide!" Bill said, thinking out loud, just to be told to shush by everyone there. CRASH! The boat was thrown out of the water. "DRIVE SOOS!" Screamed Wendy.
"Ok dudes!" Soos ran to the top deck and grabbed the wheel.

The boat lurched forward at an alarming speed and there were shouts from different people. Everyone ran to the top deck just as the boat picked up speed. A huge creature was in the water hurtling after them. "Oh I swear if its that balmy old man playing a prank on us I will hang him from the rafters of the mystery shack with his own BEARD!" Yelled Stan. "Hey I wanna go driving!" Pouted Bill and grabbed the wheel. "AHHHH! DUDE!" Yelled Soos, letting go of the wheel. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Screamed Bill and smashing on the radio and turned up the volume. 🎶Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight, HAVE FUN TONIGHT!🎶 Sang Bill along with the song.

Ford screamed and went wheeling backwards and crashed into his brother Stan. 🎶Common, common, turn the radio on..!🎶 Continued to sing Bill. He laughed like the maniac that he is and span the wheel in circles. Dipper fell into Mabel and Wendy threw herself to the side to avoid being crashed into by Stan. "HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG?!" Asked Mabel. Bill, still spinning the wheel with one hand grabbed Ford with the other and pulled him close and sang with the song, 🎶Fordsy, you need this dollar bill to have fun tonight! HAVE FUN TONIGHT!🎶 Gesturing towards himself and Ford felt his face go red as Bill's eye turned into a mouth and he planted a kiss on Ford's cheek. He glanced at his brother who, although being thrown around was looking at him with a horrified expression as he had heard what Bill had said and seen everything. Ford glared at Bill and shouted over the noise of mayhem, "HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT THERE IS A MASSIVE MONSTER CHASING US?!"
"Oh yeah!" Said Bill looking thoughtful. 

"DUDES!" Yelled Soos flying into Dipper and Mabel. "I REGRET COMING ON THIS TRIP ON SO MANY LEVELS!" Screamed Wendy who was clutching her axe which had got stuck in the floor in order to stop herself from flying around the deck like the others. 🎶I ain't got cash but I GOT YOU BABY!🎶 Sang Bill, thrill in his eye. "YOU ARE COMPLETELY INSANE!" Dipper screamed at Bill. "YOU CATCH ON QUICK!" Shouted Bill back. Mabel and Dipper were more than suspicious when they saw Bill practically serenading Ford. The looming shape began shaking its head as Bill turned the volume higher and higher until the radio was blasting on full volume. The creature started moaning and shaking it head more. "Ha.. ITS WORKING! IT DOESN'T LIKE THE MUSIC!" Shouted Ford triumphantly. 🎶I don't need no moo-neey! As long as I can feel the bee-aat!🎶 Screamed Bill. He was grinning with his eye and repeatedly flashing the boat headlights. The creature roared, disoriented and plunging back into the depths. Bill stopped spinning the boat around and turned of the music. "Told you I should have been driving." He said and felt his yellow fluffy sweater. He was actually pleased with it as it was quite cold on the open deck. Wendy bent over and gagged and Dipper leaned on the boat. "I feel like I'm flying through space and time-" he said giddily.

"B-bill t-that wa... was.. AMAZING!" Dipper and Mabel yelled in sync. "That doesn't mean I'm not going to kill you." Said Ford, glaring at the little triangle. Stan walked up to Ford and- without warning, slammed a fist into his face. Luckily he had taken off his knuckle dusters. Stan breathed a triumphant sigh. "I've been wanting to do that since you punched me when I rescued you from the portal and I had a good reason to." Bill ran as fast as his tiny legs could go over to Ford who was on one knee rubbing his cheek. "HEY!" Bill yelled protectively, fury in his little voice. He reached Ford and climbed onto his knee and put his hands on his cheeks. "Are you ok Fordsy?" Bill asked. Ford took hold of Bill's tiny hands. "I'm fine." He replied. Soos, Wendy, Dipper and Mabel were of to one side watching it happen and Soos was eating potato chips. "Fight, fight, fight!" Dipper, Wendy and Mabel chanted quietly. "Go on then, what your 'good reason?'" Asked Ford. "You mean you didn't know falling in love with a demon triangle that tried to destroy the world would make me upset?!" Stan asked, shaking and trying to keep calm. "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE INTERESTED IN GUYS!" Stan shouted. "Neither did I until I met Bill. I-I'm sorry Stan.. I just.. you can't just switch off the way you feel about someone just to make your brother happy." Ford explained, tears in his eyes. Stan sighed again and Dipper looked at Wendy. He still loved her. He knew how Ford felt. Bill still looked very angry at Stan. "Hey how come when I punch Ford I'm the bad guy but when he punched me I'm still the bad guy?" Stan asked, irritated, his question to no one in particular. There were a few shared looks of confusion but no one really knew the answer.