Best friend not. A Zoro x reader au

Chapter 23

Sneaking up on Zoro, who was passed out on the couch, you giggled to quietly. You took in a big breath and sprung up, yelling. "HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE ZORO!"

Your scream startled the man, his hands in fists ready to fight. "WhAT!?" You laughed and held your stomach. "Yn?" He looked to you, confused. "It's New Year's Eve, dummy." You said after your laughing fit.

"Oh. Why did you wake me up like that, then!" He shouted, clearly upset being awakened so rudely. "Because I wanted to." You stuck your tongue out and held your hand up with a peace sign. He groaned and turned away from you. "Zoro-o~. Don't be a bum!" You pouted and shook him boredly. "Let me be a bum." You sighed in annoyance. "Zoro~... ple-ease~. I wanna do something fun." You whined, letting yourself fall on top of him, sliding down to the floor.

"Like what?" "We could go out to eat?" You suggested, looking up at Zoro to see if he made any sign of interest. "... where at?" He asked, slightly lifting his head. "Hm... anywhere you like!" Zoro sat up and looked down at you. Your eyes sparkling, begging for him to say yes. Rolling his eye he nodded. "Fine." You jumped up and hugged him. "I succeeded!"

You walked to your room after that, going to put on some decent clothes to go out in. Zoro looked after you as, a small smile made its way onto his lips. Our first date and she's treating me.... wait, date?

You came back in shorts with leggings and a long sleeve shirt, a sweater over it. "You're not going in that, are you?" You pointed to his outfit, if you can call it that. Zoro looked down at himself and shrugged, "What's wrong with this?" "You look like you haven't showered recently." "I haven't." He admitted casually. "Ew, go take a shower."

"Only if I get a kiss, right here." He turned his head and tapped his cheek. "No. You're dirty." "Then I guess I won't take a shower." He said, getting ready to sit back on the couch.

"Ugh, fine! You're such a brat..." He smirked and presented his cheek. Your lips quickly kissed him before pulling away. "Now go." You pointed to the bathroom. He chuckled in triumph and went to take a shower.

Part II

The two of you sat in a restaurant where the food was prepared in front of you. As your plates were place in front of you, three boys sat to the right of you.

"Zoro, this place is amazing!" You beamed, eating the delicious plate of food. "I used to come here a lot when I was young." He said and ate, you doing the same.

"Hm, aren't jou zhe frau from school?" You looked over and regretted it. It was the trio that tried to hook up with you at school a few months ago. You gave them a bored expression before going back to the conversation with Zoro.

"Aw, come on madam~. Don't act so cold." The blond peeked over and rested his elbow on the counter, his chin in his hand. You continued to ignore them, eating and talking with Zoro.

Zoro, on the other hand, had a difficult time ignoring the bunch. The three continued make passes at you, even so much as trying to touch your shoulder or hand. "Chica, why don't you talk with us?" "I'm sure it's because she's shy!" Gilbert boasted, a smug grin on his face.

"Or maybe it's because she's taken and she doesn't want to talk with you." Zoro cut in, holding a glare with the albino. "Is zhat so?" Gilbert taunted. Zoro nodded. "I'd like to 'ear it from zhe lady 'er self." The blond spoke. "Sí, chica is it true what the man said?" You turned around in your seat and gave the three a stern look. "Yes. Leave us alone."

"Ooh, my! So scary!" Gilbert teased and the two beside him laughed to encourage him. "Jou're really dating zhis guy? Kesese, why a loser?"