Lust in Ronnie Banks world

The Prank fest starts

I grab my eye liner and the ketchup and walk up to the sofa where Ronnie passed out. I start drawing a unicorn with the eyeliner on his arm. I mean he's always talking bout getting tatted so why not? I grab the ketchup and mix it with a little bit of water then spill some on his white T-shirt. (No worries I'll buy him a new one). then I put some under his nose giving the effect that he has a nose bleed. I add some purple, blue, and black eye shadow around his eye to make it look bruised. I'm surprised he didn't wake up. I quietly walk into the kitchen and get some flour then pour some on his elbows and knees. I'm trying to make him look ashy. 

Ida is in the game room with whipped cream,blush, honey, and mustard. She puts a handful of whipped cream on Brent's jaw shaping it like a beard. Then she puts too much blush on him making his cheeks look bright pink. She spilled some honey on his hand which will probably end up on his face once she's done. Then she puts the mustard on his lips.

2 down 1 to go. Ida and I walk into Mels room with the chocolate and caramel syrup. We carefully put chocolate on one side of her face and caramel on the other side.

Me: "She looks like a twix" I whisper while trying not to laugh.

Ida: "be quiet or else you're gonna make me laugh and wake everybody up."

We walk out of the room and go to sleep.

The Next Morning

Mels wakes up first and doesn't notice whats on her face. She sees Ronnie on the couch and screams. Everyone wakes up including Ida and I. We all run into the living room and see Mels staring at Ronnie with a scared yet confused facial expression. Brent runs out of the game room looking like santa claus and places the hand Ida had filled with honey on his head. 

Me: "Darn it Ida now he has it all over his beautiful hair"

Ida: "I was planning it to end up on his face"

Mels: "what's going on and why is Ronnie on the couch looking beat up?"

Brent: "what did Ida put on my hand?"

Ronnie is still sleeping at this point. I'm starting to wonder if he's ok. He really does look beat up but I know for sure he's not.

Me: "Ronnie is fine Mels...and Brent, Ida put honey on your hand"

Brent: "did she put mustard on my lips too?"

Ida: "yes I did"

Brent: "Eww :p" he makes a funny disgusted face.

Mels walks up to Ronnie and wakes him up. Ronnie opens his eyes and jumps over the couch. 

Mels: "oh my goodness are you ok!?"

Ronnie: "thats my question to you"

Mels: "what do you mean?"

Ronnie: "you should probably look at yourself in a mirror"

Mels gets  upset and speeds off to her bedroom locking herself inside.

Ronnie: "Bae I didn't mean it like that, seriously just look real quick" he looks down at the ground and does a *face palm* then turns to look at Brent and starts laughing.

Brent: "I bet there's something on my face too right?"

Me: "yeah" *sigh*

I walk to the kitchen and grab a clean cloth and run it under some water quickly to make it damp. I signal Brent to come over to the kitchen and I start cleaning him up. Once I'm done cleaning his face I walk over to the bathroom in the hall and wash his hair in the sink.

Ida's face is red from trying not to laugh at the tattoo I drew on Ronnie's arm. Ronnie looks at her worried and asks if she's ok. She pulls herself together and says "nice tatt Ron!"

Ronnie: "what!?"

Ida: "on your arm"

Ronnie looks at his arm and bursts out laughing. "A flipping unicorn...are you serious?"

Ida: "Don't look at me, I didn't do it."

Ronnie: "So you're saying Tutty did this"

Ida: "I'm not lying, I can tell you that straight up"

Mels walks out of her room all cleaned up and feeling a bit better. She takes a better look of Ronnie and notices the ashy effect I gave him on his elbows and starts giggling.

Mels: "Ronnie you need to shower boo!"

Ronnie: "huh?"

Mels: "You need ALOT of lotion too hunny"

Ronnie looks down at his elbows an legs, then starts to rub his knees but only some flour comes off.

Ronnie: "Yeah you're right boo"

Mels takes Ronnie to her bedroom to help him get cleaned up.

Once everyone is cleaned up we carry on with a normal day.

I give Ronnie some money to buy a new shirt to replace the one I had ruined. Mels, Ronnie, and Ida leave to the Mall. Brent and I stay at the house. I clean up the mess Ida and I had done over the night. Brent then decides to walk into the kitchen while I was in the guest room fixing the bed. When I walk out of the room Brent spreads caramel syrup all over my lips and starts laughing. Once he's done laughing he licks it off and cleans the rest with a paper towel.

Mels, Ronnie, and Ida arrive from the mall with a bunch of bags. They give me a bag which had a beautiful hot pink dress and a shoe box. I open it and see that she had gotten me the shoes I had been asking for since High School. They match the dress perfectly. I feel kind of bad that Ida and I pranked them now.

Brent had already gotten pay back tho.

Ida bought another suitcase. She has so many things she can barely carry half of it on her own. Brent helps her get everything into the room she's staying in.

I have a feeling I should probably stay up all night tonight or else I might get pranked. Ida has something coming definitely. Brent doesn't stay behind.

~9:38 p.m.~

I tell Brent to sleep in my room tonight because he had already gotten revenge and I know he was gonna look out for me.

Ronnie and Mels sleep together and Ida sleeps alone in the guest room she was assigned.

Brent and Ronnie wake up at midnight and start pulling pranks on Ida. Mels wakes up a few minutes later and helps them get revenge. The yell out smack cam and smack her a pie.

Ida wakes up suddenly and wipes it off her face then starts to eat it. 

Ida: "aww guys you didn't have to"

Mels: "wth? you're not mad?"

Ida: " No! I love pie too much to get mad at people throwing it in my face."

I wake up and join the conversation.

Me: "Epic fail -_-" I say in a sleepy voice

Brent grabs my hand and walks me back to my room.

Mels and Ronnie go back to Mels' room.

Ida cleans her face up and goes back to sleep.