Sitting on the couch had never been so tiring. Lovino Vargas was sitting beside his partner of two years who was bombarding him with questions in his own personal game of 'twenty questions'.
Said questions had so far gone as following:
"Hey Lovi, why do you swear so much?"
"Because I know you don't like it."
"Why do you hate Germany so much?"
"There's not enough time in one day for me to list those reasons idiota."
"Do you ever wanna adopt a baby with me?"
"Depends how annoying the kid would be."
"Why don't you let me shower with you?"
"Because showers are to get clean and you have a gross and dirty mind."
"Why are you such a meanie?"
"I'm not. You're just sensitive."
"Do you love me?"
"Don't be fucking stupid."
"Why won't you let me wear your clothes?"
"Because you have your own."
"Would you rather have a boy or a girl if you had to have a baby?"
"A girl."
"Why do you want a girl?"
"Because I'm always around men."
"Would you rather I was a girl?"
"I thought I said no stupid questions when I agreed to this shit."
"Do you prefer top or bottom?"
"I'd prefer you wouldn't ask shit like that."
"Which one of us do you really believe is the better cook?"
"Me."
"Do you love your brother?"
"...Don't ask me that."
"Did I upset you?"
"No stupid."
"Are you having fun?"
"Oh yes, so much."
"Why don't you go shopping with me?"
"I don't want to carry all of your shit."
"Do you think you're fat?"
"I think you should stop talking."
"Do you ever lie to me."
"Only to make you happy."
"Did you wanna go out with me?"
"Yes"
And then Toni went silent for a minute before he sighed nervously and cleared his throat, "Good... And my last question is..."
He got down on one knee and opened a box, revealing a gold band.
"Will you marry me?"
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Spamano one shots!
FanfictionThese are a bunch of Spain x Romano one shots the picture on the cover is not mine and I own nothing , anywhere in This story I only own the story itself thank you enjoy!!! Also! A lot of these are from a bit ago so I was a lot worse with writing...
