What is life?

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Johnny: Guys!!!! I'm having a mental breakdown!

Dally: Who I gotta kill?

Johnny: Well. . wait no! I just have a lot of questions.

Dally: About?

Johnny: Life.

Dally: Wrong guy. Bother Darry or someone.

Johnny: But. . .but. . .

Dally: No. See ya later kid.

Johnny: Oh, OK. . .

*Later*

Johnny: Hey, Pony?

Pony: Yes, whadda need?

Johnny: What is life?

Pony: LIFE IS A HIGHWAY!

Johnny: Seriously?

Pony: I WANNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LONG!

Johnny: Why do I hang out with any of you?

Y/n: 'Cause ya love us.

Johnny: Valid point. Wait, were you watching our conversation?

Y/n: maybe. . .

Pony: IT'S MY LIIIIFE! MY HEART IS LIKE AN OPEN HIGHWAY!

Y/n: LIKE FRANKIE SAID I DID IT MY WAY!

Pony: Bon Jovi is the king.

Y/n: Agreed.

Johnny: You know what. I'm just gonna adopt a dog. At least they listen. Bye.

Y/n: Bye, sorry BTW

Pony: Yeah, I'm sorry too bud.

Johnny: Don't 'bud' me boy.

Pony: Someone's triggered.

Johnny: I wanna hug. . .

Y/n: I hug you?

Johnny: Find me first.

Y/n: Hide and seek it is!

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