"I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown."
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"Take off your shirt."
Jace raised his eyebrows.
"I'm not going to attack you," she said impatiently. "I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning."
"Are you sure?" he asked, obediently sliding the shirt off his shoulders. "Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me."
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"Everything you've heard, about monsters, about nightmares, legends whispered around campfires....All the stories are true"
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"Quit baring your fangs at me. It's making me nervous."
"Good," Simon said. "If you want to know why, it's because you smell like blood."
"It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury." Jace raised his left hand. It was a glove of white bandages, stained across the knuckles where blood had seeped through."
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"My rapier wit hides my inner pain."
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"No, I'm Jace. Simon is the weaselly little one with the bad haircut and dismal fashion sense."
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"It's a girl. Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."
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