"I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider."
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Simon: "I've got the Mark of Cain. That means nothing can kill me, right?"
Magnus: "You can kill yourself. As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't."
Simon: "There goes my Saturday."
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"If this is your idea of glamour, I'm having second thoughts of letting you make me over"
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Luke: "Jesus!"
Simon: "Actually it's just me but I've been told the resemblance is startling"
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"I wouldn't give up loving you, not for anything. Vampires accept that they are dead, but as long as I remember what it was like to love you, I'll always feel like I'm alive"
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Jace: "Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"
Simon: "No, if you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons"
Hey Darlings, have a good day....or night :)
Do you have a pet?