Victuri One~Shots

Puke started it!

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"So... Whatcha wanna do today?" Yuri muttered, eating right through his third bag of Lays.
"I dunno. But you shouldn't just eat Lays potato chips honey." Victor answered as his fiancé layed across his legs.
"I've been craving junk food lately. I. need. it." Yuri looked at me seriously for a few seconds then broke out into laughter.
"Haha. Very funny. But seriously, put the chips away." Victor reached for the bag.
"No I only have half the bag left lemme finish them Victor!" Yuri whined, while laughing and getting up.
"Yuri greasy potato chips are not good for you. Truly not good if you've eaten three large bags in forty minutes."
"I... I don't feel so good..." Yuri dropped the bag and ran to the bathroom.
"Yuri!" Victor cried, concerned. Trailing behind Yuri in his run to the restroom he heard Yuri puking his insides out.
"Yuri are you okay? I would come in there but I'm squeamish." Victor said, standing outside of the bathroom.
"Y- Yes! I'm fine." Yuri puked. "Just too many chips." He puked again.
"Should I go get medicine?"
"Ye-yes please." Yuri coughed.
Victor ran into the kitchen where the medicine was at and looked through all of the bottles. No medicine for stomach puking or throwup.
"Yuri will you be okay without medicine? Can we wait it out?" Victor asked.
"Ma...Maybe." Yuri puked again.
"Okay well I'll be sitting here." Victor said.

An hour or two later Yuri finally came out of the bathroom.
"I'm done.." Yuri said, smiling.
"Awesome babe." Victor kissed his boyfriend on the cheek and they sat down in the couch until they both fell asleep.

Victor was awaken by puking noises.
"Yu-Yuri?" He said sleepily and checked the time. 1:04 AM.
"I'm fine Victor! Just go back to sleep!" Yuri advised from the bathroom.
"Oh.. Okay...." He dosed off again to the sound of his boyfriend........... puking his lungs out.

While Victor was sleeping Yuri was the only one awake.
"Th-This sucks ass." Yuri held up his long bangs and barfed once again.
"This can't be just because of potato chips. What else could make me keep doing this for several hours straight without any hardcore symptoms beforehand..." Yuri muttered, cradling his stomach.
"Nothing comes to mind..." He threwup again.

He eventually fell asleep on the toilet seat.

"Yuri?" A muffled voice yelled. "YURI!" It clarified, waking Yuri up.
"What?" Yuri said, droll on his chin and his eyes sloppily droopy.
"I called your mom.. And asked her what was going on. She didn't know either. "
"Oh wow. News that is........" Yuri covered his mouth and it filled with puke. Go, Yuri hand motioned to Victor before he let it out into the toilet.

It isn't the stomach bug or anything related... What could it be...
Yuri thought to himself.

Then. Realization.

No.... No no no no no! That's impossible. I can't be.. Pregnant... Can I? Am I? No that's silly. Or is it? Okay Yuri, calm down. Maybe you're the first biological guy with the ability to have children. No big deal..... WHO AM I KIDDING THATS A H U G E FUCKING DEAL. Calm.. Retrace steps... Last time we had sex, three weeks ago, then a week ago. Shit... I need a test. I need to be sure. I have to be sure.

Yuri finally stopped puking long enough to be seperated from the toilet. He went into the living room to find Victor asleep. So cute.

Yuri went outside and crank the car up. The engine roared to life and he drove to the store with his hands shaking on the way there.

"Thank-you sir. Have a nice day." The clerk lady said as Yuri walked out with three different tests. He got in the car and drove back home.

Victor was still asleep when he got home. Yuri quickly, but quietly, ran to the bathroom and locked the door behind him.
Yuri tried the first pregnancy test, 'Womanly Nature.' I think it just assumed my gender. He joked.
No joking. This is serious.

He tried the other two amd sat all three down and waited.
About ten minutes later the first one responded.
Positive.
Then the second one.
Positive.
Then finally, the third one.
Positive.

I.... I'm pregnant. How unbelieveable. Victor got me pregnant..

Yuri smiled.

"Victor! Victor!" He ran out of the bathroom to see Victor just waking up.
"Hi Yuri. I see you finally got off the toilet." He laughed.
"Yeah." Yuri smiled and sat next to him. He handed his boyfriend the tests.
"Wh-What's this?" Victor asked.
"Pregnancy tests."
Victor took a look at them individually.
"They're all positive. Who's pregnant?!' He asked excitedly.
"Me.. I am." Yuri smiled.
"REALLY? HOW?!" Victor jumped up and started laughing.
"I- I don't know!" Yuri jumped up with him and he hugged me.
"That's so amazing." Victor held Yuri tightly.

"We can finally start a family." He said.

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