Victuri One~Shots

Daddy

This is an embarrassing story. So get your popcorn. 

I was practicing my triple axels before one of my competitions. Victor was at the hotel, sick with the flu. I wanted to stay there and feed him chicken noodle soup, but no, I needed to get this axel down pat. Whatever. That's fine. But if I stayed home, nothing would've happened. Thanks Victor.

My phone rang on the chair with my equipment. I didn't know this until Yurio yelled across the rink, "Fatso! Your phone!".

Thank-you Yurio, you really help my self esteem issues.

"I'll get it! I gotchu dude!" Phichit said as I skated towards him. As I arrived, he was looking at my phone. It stopped ringing, but started again. The screen flashed before his eyes. He snickered, "You still call your dad daddy? How cute!" He blushed, probably in embarrassment for me. Of course, everyone heard him say this. How could they not?

In curiosity, JJ, Yurio, Otabek, and a few of my other competitors gathered around.

"Put it on speaker, I wanna say hi to Mr. Katsuki." Phichit smiled and gave me the ringing phone. I did what he wanted and answered eventhough I had no idea who 'Daddy' was.
My dad didn't even have my number, my mom did. Curiously, I selected answer.

"Hello?" I asked.
"Yyyyyuri!" Victor's voice sang happily.

...

I cannot even-
No I cANNOT even
-DeScRibe the loOks on everyone's faces

...

Beads of sweat trickled down my neck as everyone stared at me in awe.
"You are not going to believe this! Bbbut! I found the cherry flavored condoms! I told you they existed!" He said.

What? You thought that the looks on everyone's faces was bad when daddy was Victor? Oh ho ho ho ho no! The expressions were a mix of confusion and disgust! Yay!

"Victor.." I said.
"Yes Yuri?" Victor giggled.
"You're on speaker."
"Oh." He hung up immediately.

Silence.

"Yuri you kinky bastard!" Phichit laughed to break the ice.

Gee, thanks Phichit.

Hope you enjoyed my misery, goodbye now.