Victuri One~Shots

Nibble

(((UGggGghhhh the smut chapter was so bad. ;-; It's kinda cringey too. *-*; I doubt anyone liked it but if you did, conGraTs (and thanks?)))

"Drop it.." I ordered, "Drop...it.."
"Victor I'm not a dog," Yuri laughed.
"DROP!" I yelled.

I kept telling him to drop a chocolate cake. Not a full one, just a fourth of the entire thing...... A very large proportioned fourth of it.

"Yuri, that is too much sugar! Put it back!" I reasoned.
"Why do we have it then?" Yuri smirked.
"I uh....." I paused, "ONLY HAD A NIBBLE."
"AH HAAAAAA!" Yuri jumped on the couch and ate a piece of the cake.
"No Yuri!" I cried.
"IF YOU CAN HAVE SOME I CAN HAVE SOME." Yuri smiled.
He was having fun with this. I, was not. I only had a nibble.
"If you only had a nibble then why was half of the cake missing?"
"I had some friends over..-"
"FALSE! WE JUST GOT THIS CAKE TWO DAYS AGO. NOBODY'S BEEN OVER SINCE THEN!"
"Alright you got me...." I smiled and put my hands in the air, showing myself giving up.
"Ye!" Yuri clapped..... And the plate of cake went all over the couch.
"Oh man." I complained.
"Shitfuck ..." Yuri whispered as he looked up at me.
I guess I looked pissed off because Yuri started running.
"I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE!" He screamed, locking himself in the bathroom.
I silently cleaned his mess up, and walked into the kitchen.
After that, I totally didn't stuff my face with more cake...........................

Alright!

I only had a nibble......