The Elements (CURRENTLY BEING EDITED AND REWRITED)

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Hello my dear biscuits! I'm in a such a good mood since here in my little country it's FREAKING SNOWING and I love the snow. It's a little bit too cold for my taste, but it's the perfect weather to stay inside in a blanket cocoon with a cup of hot chocolate and my laptop. Now, I have here next to me our sweet characters!!

"....."

"Say Hi you morons. I thought that I created you better than this!" the author yells at her characters.

"HI!!!" Hazel smiles at waves while the others roll their eyes.

"Say Hi or you all will die in the next chapter. Slowly. And painfully."

"Hello!" "Hi." "Love you all." was heard around the author's room. 

She smiled in triumph. "That's way more better. Anyway, we all gathered here-"

"This sounds like a wedding. Who's getting married with who??? I want to catch the bouquet of flowers!!!" Hazel yelled excited.

"If this is a wedding I'll stay just for food." Shadow said and Sparky immediately agreed with her.

"JUST SHUT UP.....better. Nobody's getting married. I was just trying to sound more formal and somehow interesting."

"Then, you should stop trying because you are horrible at it." Ash grumbled and the author mumbled what sounds like 'Ungrateful characters'.

"You are fucking here because you have to answer some damn questions not to piss me off!"

Hazel gasped. "I love questions! Especially those ones about me! I want to answer first, pweaseee!!!"

The author snapped her fingers. "That's the spirit! Take my phone and look at your questions. Read them out loud and then answer them." 

He happily takes the phone. "Can I get your number?" smiles and runs a hand through his hair. "Of course you can baby girl. Oh, and I love your user name....ma queen."

"Please stop flirting or I'm going to vomit." Ash said and Hazel glared at him.

"You are just jealous because she clearly likes me more than she likes ya, loser. Next question is.... I refuse to answer or read this one." tosses back the phone to the author.

"Why?? I wanted to hear that question!!" Sparky wined and the author glared at Hazel.

"His question says 'Do you  have a crush on Flame?'. Answer Hazel or your balls will fly."

".....No. And I'm not talking any further." he said and slide down in his seat. 

Rolls her eyes. "Next one is Ash. 'What is the most pervert thought you had?'. And no, you can't refuse to answer or pass."

He smirks. "I can't give you details, but I can tell you that they are about a certain person." he looks at Sparky and winks making her blush very hard.

The author and Shadow smirks while the others laugh at her face. "Calm down guys. Next is Black."

Everybody turns to look at him. " Well, this one isn't really a question 'Give Shadow a box of jellies and hug her."

He goes at the author's dresser, pulls out a box of jellies and turns to Shadow with his arms open. "Come to daddy."

Shadow blushes a scarlet red and glares at him. "In your dreams Darkbolt. Now, give me those." she snatches the box from him and starts to eat. He winks at her and goes back to his seat.

The author is confused. "How the fuck you knew that my secret backlog of candies is in my drawer?"

He shrugs. "You ruined my reputation so I said that I should search in your room for some dirty secret to blackmail you. Sorry, not sorry."