yuri on ice crack

sex offender shuffle

chris: the state of florida has asked me to

expose my sexual crimes to you

i dropped on the ice i had to nut

i was aroused it wouldnt shuut

i didnt know how dangerous it could be

king jj kissed the ice and now he has an std

so now im the reason for his crusty ass lips

hes finna bear a child with those wide ass hips

so what i learned and what you should to

dont be a 25 year old hormonal teen that has to spew

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authors note: why the fuck did i do this

(confessions, q+a, character ask continuing until later)