yuri on ice crack

forgive English part 4

forgive English the Russia is here

today it is son yurio birth

Japanese boy squeeze him out asshole 16 year ago

we celebrate in celebration

today we do not know what yurio like I say cloth yourself young man and he say no hot topic rawr xD

I slap son in face

"вам лучше остановить чертов эмо глядя задницу беспорядок, я буду пихать тебя мою задницу, как я к твоему отцу, который мой папа"

my son widen eyes in horror and I give smug look

Japanese boy give death glare and say あなたはゲイのお尻を見て which mean "son is good"

I say okay and we head to barber shop for son birthday

yurio has a scissor kink I do not kink shame but son I am disappoint

we leave him there

me and Japanese boy go to pet shop to pick out dog we cook for dinner

Japanese boy ask if I want Mexican and I say okay

Japanese boy steal chihuahua

we come home to see a table is lay out with dead fish all over

dead fish is a great kink I am happy

I slap Japanese boy with dead fish and he orgasm onto the pants

thats nuts I say and I throw his pant out the window and it fall on lady head

the lady ran away

good I say I don't need a heater

we go to sleep

the next day I wake up it is time for dentist appointment

before I go I do Russian custom to keep heritage I am culture

me and Japanese boy discuss cheese prices

it is ver culture act

it is popular culture in Italy and Canada

jj is cannibal

what a hoe

he ate his whore ass wife

I said that the cheese price was very gouda and suddenly Japanese boy goes SUPER SAIYAN and throw fuzzy dildo at me

I dodge attack like pikachu and I throw a croc at that ungrateful redneck

what in tarnation

what in sensation

what in mastrubation

what in fire nation

what in penetration

what in decapatation

what in incantation

what in vacation

what in expectation

what in translation

what in magnification

what in transfiguration

what in crucification

what in inflation

what in taxation

what in transformation

what in rotation

what in equation

what in asian

what in preservation

what in linear equation

what in saturation

what in gas station

what in inflammation

what in inhalation

what in narration

Yurio came home with hickey

I scream

"SIN"

what on earth

my house is full of rednecks

ye haw

I then waked up from dream and I find myself chain in bed

shit

im yoonbum

what in tarnation