Phan X Reader Smut

Happy New Year

29!Phil Lester X Reader

Setting: Its New Years Eve in L.A. and all Phil wants is someone to love.

Warnings: Mild cussing, Oral Sex, Graphic Sex

3450 Words - Unedited

AN: This is 3 months late but i forgot my password. So here's a Phil Smut to make up for it. Im thinking if doing a birthday smut next? Kinky maybe? You tell me. Please request guys! I don't have a lot if them, but I am working in the ones people have sent me. For now, heres something to keep you from murdering me :)

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Phil's POV

"....Until we feel alright!" Everyone screams at the top of their lungs, pushing their drinks in the air and jumping, as if raving. I chuckle, sipping on my soda. As much as I love Brendon Urie and Victorious... I'm just not... feeling it tonight.

"Philllll!" I hear slurred from my side as Dan comes up to me. I sigh, looking at him. "You're drunk?" I say, looking at him. He shakes his head. "I am fully in control of my body. I'm just dizzy and... fuzzy." He slurs. I roll my eyes.

He sits across from me and I turn to him. "You're lonely, Phil." Dan pouts. "Come on, its the new years! Have some fun!" He says. I shake my head. "Exactly, Dan. Its the new years, and I'm going to be turning thirty, Dan. Thirty!" I sigh, putting my head in my hands. "Its been years since I've had a proper girlfriend.. and because of that.." I hesitate on my words, but decide to say it anyway."... I haven't gotten any action either!" I say, a bit frantic.

Dan stares hard at me, almost surprised I said that. I run my tongue across the top of my teeth, annoyed. "Oh, please, Dan. Don't be surprised. We both know I'm not a virgin, more or less, I-" I sigh. "I've had sex before." I day to him. "Dude, what the hell." Dan mumbles. "I-... Look, " he says, leaning in. "I know your not a virgin, and I know you've frick fracked before." He sighs, running a hand through his hair. "It's kinda wired to hear you talk about it.." He says, disgusted.

I open my mouth to apologize but he stops me. "Look, if you really want to get it on with someone, just look for a friend and- listen I'm sure every girl here adores you, and your friends with mostly everyone in here! You need to do something about it, alright? Have a few drinks, bring a girl home. I'll crash at PJ's." He says.