Phan X Reader Smut

Drunk Nights

❀ Requested ❀

Dan X Phil X Reader

Setting: Lots of drinks and three drunken roommates... What could go wrong..?

Warnings: Graphic Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Swearing

1784 Words - unedited

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(Y/N) POV

"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

People yelling and cheering me on as I down about 20 shots in a row. I slam the last shot on the table as everyone cheers.

"Fuck yeah!!" I scream, my arms in the air. "I'm drunk!" I shout. I look around at the bar. I came here with my friends Phan and Dil. No, no, sorry. Danllip and Phillel.

No that's wrong too.

Yeah, I'm wasted.

I spot two men sat at the bar staring at me. My vision is blurry so I squint my eyes to see them. "Phaniel!" I shout when I realize it's my friends. They wave at me. I push my way over to them.

My chest tightens a bit when I get closer to them. Luckly, I've been drinking, they won't suspect the redness in my face.

Dan and Phil. The most attractive guys ever. And I had to have a crush on them. Just my luck, right? They are always so nice and kind... and fucking hot...

speaking of hot, I feel like the devil himself just engulfed me in a hug because I'm definitely heating up.

"Jesus, (Y/N), how much did you drink?" Dan exclaimed as he looked me up and down. "Mm, I'm drinking lots of things tonight, but the only inoxicating thing in here is you two." I say, slurring my words. God, what is wrong with me.

"Woah there, (Y/N)" Phil laughs. "That's one hell of a line." He says.

"A fuckin' conga line." I mutter, sitting on a stool.

"What?" Dan says.

"What?" I respond. "Did someone say something?" I ask.

The two of them laugh. I smile. Aw, that's so cute.

"Hey, are you guys drunk?" I ask. "Because if you were I totally-" I gasp, putting my hand over my mouth.

"What?" Phil asks.

"I almost gave the surprise away." I whisper.

"What's the surprise?" Dan asks. I blankly stare at him for a while. "Come on," he urges "we won't tell." He says.

"Oh, okay?" I say, getting closer to him.

I put my hands up in a cupping shape next to his ear. "If you guys were drunk, I would totally fuck you." I say.

I pull away holding a laugh in. "Don't Tell Dan and Phil!" I giggle to myself.

I get out of my seat, then stand for a moment, forgetting why I stood up. I shrug and sit back down. I turn and see Dan and Phil looking at me with shocked expressions.

I gasp "Dan! Phil! I was just talking about you!" I say, laughing. They seem to look at each other and laugh, their faces red. They must be drunk too.

I laugh with them. "Wait, what's so funny?" I ask. "You!" They say simultaneously. "What about me?" I ask. They laugh.

"Bartender." Dan yells. "More drinks!"

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Ow.