Hello! Welcome to my sort of journalish public journal, where I talk about shit and more shit. So if you're looking for quality, clean content please reevaluate your decision to read this trash cause you're in the wrong place. I am a literal dumpster. Nice to meet you. Uh no, here on whatever the fuck this thing is called, I cover a lot of topics regarding significant things that are happening in the world.
Just kidding, what am I? A fucking news reporter? I don't even watch the news... or leave my house. A siren could be going off signaling the end of the world and I'd be the last to know. "What was that? We're all gonna die? I'm sorry I can't hear you over Justin Timberlake's penetration of my ear canals. Leave a message after the beep." Is what I WOULD say if I actually used my cellular device. I don't even think my voicemail box is set up yet... Where was I going with this?
ANYWAYS...
I'm sure you can already tell what this thing is gonna be about. Just a bunch of rambling and bitching about nothing. Now, I've never really had or kept a consistent journal. I never trusted them solely because I'm a paranoid potato with vasts amount of personal problems that go beyond normalcy. But that's already an irrelevant mention.
So yeah, leave me a comment. I am a lonesome little bean.
