I want to start these things off with questions. Should that start being a thing? Let's fucking try it out, take it for a spin like you do at a car dealership. Not the ones that sell actual portapotties on wheels either. No, I'm talking about fucking gold digger MAGNETS. Anyway! My question is, when surrounded by a group of people, be it random party-going strangers, estranged family members or just mere acquaintances, how do you naturally react?
Are you someone who likes to make chit chat? Are you skilled at keeping a good conversation going? Or do you just stand there, hating the food, hating the atmosphere, and hating the closeness of that bitch Nancy who just had to have a fifth helping of that nasty ass sardine casserole? (Cringe)
Ugh, where am I?... Right, okay.
Do you hate pretending to care about Nancy's annoying ass sisters dog's latest modeling job (That's what happens to normal people right?)? Do you resent that fucking bulldog for being more attractive and successful than your burger flippin', basement living ass? Or are you like me, already plotting your escape fifteen minutes into this little gathering? Slowly taking steps back towards the front door until you are safe in an uber driven by a Mike who looks like a Chester, and this group of clearly well put together individuals and yourself are half a city apart?
No? Just me?
Are you introverted? Extroverted? Do you like sardine casserole?
Leave me a comment, I want to know who to avoid.
xoxo
