kill me
I wake up and scroll through Twitter. Cuminte_ had quite a few new tweets. Some about deez nuts, dabbing, hulk hogen, wendys, the usual. But I loved every single tweet. Then I see the golden tweet. The tweet of all tweets. The best tweet I've ever seen.
"hey fuckers i moved to freedom land spontaneuosuly bc i cant think of a reason id alredy b here besides that so im here with you guys dab xd"
I jump out of bed, ecstatic, and run outside screaming excitedly.
"I HAVE A CHAAAANCEEEEEE" I scream.
I notice a moving van couple of houses down. Had I won the jackpot? Is this really happening?! I run back inside. If this really was cuminte, I had to look presentable. I wear a plain black shirt and a pair of leggings, then put on a bit of makeup. I usually dislike makeup, but I may be meeting Senpai~ for the first time! I had to look as good as possible!
After finishing brushing my hair and shit, I run back outside to the house with the van. The van was empty. I walk up to the door of the house, trying to contain my excitement. I ring the doorbell.
And the door began to open.
Time seemed to slow, taunting me with the curiosity to know if it was cuminte. It seemed like a necessity at this point, much like drinking or breathing, to know who was behind that door.
And there he was.
My Senpai is all of his glory.
He was perfect. My vision darkened.
And I collapsed.
WOAH DRAMATIC
WOW ITS CUMINTE HES THERE I BET YOU WERENT EXPECTING THT SHIT
wow these chapters are short but i keep wanting to end on a dramatic note k see ya later and by that i mean in 20 minutes when Im dnoe witht he next chapter
