Goats (Mori x Country! Reader) part 1 rant

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This one shot is dedicated to my friend SineadLynch0 who I had asked for help to make a title for this one shot in the middle of class and she said goats. I will try my best to make this funny for you Sinead and make a good few dirty jokes for you as well. So that means readers be warned this will me a MATURE one shot with a lot of dirty jokes and cursing.

Y/n P.O.V
"Don't pull at it too hard Boss" Hilary and Kaoru said in union (told you so and don't be so dirty minded reader)

"HEY! SHUT UP I AM TRYING TO TAKE DOWN THIS FENCE!" Tamaki screamed

"Guys can you please rephrase that, do you even realise how dirty that sounds" I said blushing like a potato

" I had sex with your dog" Tamaki said happily

"OMG CAN WE HAVE A THREESOME?!?!" I replied

Later on we had wonderful sex and I will explain how it went on now,

" Is that you or the dog that is the furry thing I'm holding?!" Tamaki asked

" Me"

"I love fucking dogs"... Tamaki said

"That's my pussy your holding, I haven't shaved in a while, sorry" I said

"My dear you don't shave cats" Tamaki said

Everything in bold was written by SineadLynch0 and not me since this is about   and not Tamaki and please tell me in the comments if she should write with me more often

Part 2 will be up later on in the day to week I hope you enjoyed the start of this one shot

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