Ohshc One-Shots [Completed]

I can tell the difference bakas (Kaoru x reader)

~Y/n P.O.V~
Geez another day in this annoying school .. I still m wondering how I haven't just left yet. *sighs* nothing exciting ever happens.
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Bish please almost everyday something dumb happens, like just the other day the flipping host club decided hey how about we cover the halls in roses that lead to the club to make sure our customers come and made some new ones as well!

Well guess what people others half to walk in those hallways too and can't make sure that they don't slip over some damn roses that you all thought was 'romantic'! There's nothing I can do about it as well which is pretty damn annoying.

Anywho since today is Monday my first class is of course maths because well who dosen't love maths well that would be me. Plus the most annoying thing is the twins and Haruhi are in the same class as me, not to mention since I always stay away from that club the twins are always annoying me about it!

*crashes*
"Growls* Hey Buddy watch it" I said mad that I wasn't paying attention to my surroundings

"Gulps* Oh sorry Y/n-chan, here let me help you up" The person said

I looked up to who was helping and pf course it just had to be Kaoru. I sighed and quietly thanked him and started to walk off. I was almost about to make it away safely until he sustained had to run in front of me.

"Hey y/n wanna play a game?" He asked

"No" I responded

"Daw, and why not?" He asked

"Because I don't like games Baka" I growled

I felt a hand grab my shoulder and spin me around so of course I decided to trip them as I was turning to 'it'.

"What do you want Hikaru" I said looking down at him

I could tell that the two boys were shocked that I knew who was who but could not really care. I sighed once more and walked away going the opposite direction. Who really cares if I don't go to most of my class, definitely not my 'parents' and the teachers wouldn't care either.

I start my journey to the one place that no one would ever dare to go to .... the roof.

DUN  DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN

~Timeskip to the roof brought to you by the Shadow Demon, shit he says that will cost us ........ 1,000,000,000 Euro .... eh Tamaki a little help here?~

I was sitting back against the pillar n the roof and started to slowly doze off, by the time my eyes were closed I ears the door of the roof opening slowly and a bunch of feet walking around. I keep my eyes closed not bothered to deal with anyone at the time but instead heard all the footsteps walk in front of me, one pair slowly walked closer to me. I smirked inside of my mind and decided to scare the shit out of someone, I tensed my body and then sprang forward a bit, I did so, so I had just enough room to do a bit of a backflip to land right on top of the pillar that was there.

I looked down to the group of people and instantly felt like dying because it just had to be the one and only ... Host club ... Why does the world hate me so much?

I glared at all of them, all I anted to do was sleep but of course they decided hey lets go annoy someone I'm sure they won't care.

"OH MY LORD, GET DON FROM THERE MY FAIR MAIDEN YOU COUD FALL~" Tamaki screamed

"No, now get away from me!" I snarled back

He yelp and took cover behind Mori while the others sweat dropped at his actions. I sighed and hoped down from the pillar from the other side and quickly left them to be alone out there.

A few seconds later I heard footsteps quietly following me, I guess that I can have some fun with this .. right. Eh who cares might as well set up a few pranks for them seeing as they will be watching.

I hurriedly started to ask to the janitors closet and took out a bucket of pink paint, a paint brush, a mop, an empty bucket and finally window cleaner.

I could practically feel there eyes on me in confusion, i smirked and carried all the stuff away.

I asked all the way to the host but stopped in front of their door. I took out the paint and the paint brush and started to write letters on the door in pink paint, I could hear the twins laughing from here. I wrote on the door 'Tamaki likes little children' I quickly then empty the window cleaner into the bucket and then stuck the mop in and then started ruining the marble floor to make it sticky and moist so that people will either slip when they get near it or get stuck  in it.

I walked away from the door and saw Tamaki running to it at full speed and then get stuck half way thanks to the window cleaner, I then quickly took my last bit of paint and ran at him and made sure that he got covered in paint completely. I laughed and ran off making sure that thy could not catch me. after probably running for at least 10 mins straight I slow down and start panting a small bit. I looked behind me and then instantly started sprinting while laughing, I may or may not have also not tell you that earlier that I settled up a prank that once the next person walked pasted the janitors closet would then get covered in pink paint and feathers, the victims to that prank was Mori, Hunni, Kaoru and Hikaru.

At this moment the twins are chasing me but hey who cares I got pay back on them. Suddenly I was pulled back and landing into the twins arms to which they wouldn't let go of me. I started to wiggle about trying to get out of their hold,

"Stop wiggling about or else Y/n" Kaoru breathed into my ear

I instantly stop and blushed as red as a tomato, I heard him chuckle which Bly made me go redder. I puffed out my cheeks an when they least expected it I got out of their hold and sprinted once more but this time .. Mori got me and threw me over his shoulder.

"Let me go!" I yelled

"Not until you answer my question!" Kaoru yelled back shocking me

I sighed and allowed him to continue

"How can you tell which one of us is who" He said

"I can tell the difference bakas " I said

"Yeah but how!" Hikaru said losing his patience

"Your hair, your eyes, the Amy you both act, your posture, they way to talk to people duh" I said

Their eyes widened and then they both looked at each other, I smiled just a small bit when i noticed that they were both trying to see if I was right. Mori letted me off his shoulder and. I started to walk away until I heard someone starting to walk beside me on my left, I turned to the person and saw that it was Kaoru. i smiled at him and said

"Shouldn't you be following your brother"

"Well another thing that different about us is what type of girls we like, for me I like you and g=for him he likes Haruhi" He said

I looked at him shocked and said

"You really like me that way?"

"Of course I do Baka" He said playfully

"Well then does this mean that we're .."

"Yup, rather you like it or not"

"Well then I guess your stuck with me now [I accidentally said suck instead of stuck XD]

"Yeah I guess so"