DO NOT READ THIS

This is a random chat that will include Ashley (Ash), and Claudia (Cla), with random guests you may know. Just a warning, DO NOT READ THIS!

Disclaimer: We own nothing but our own crazy minds...

CLA: Soooooooooooooooooo.............. How exactly did I end up typing a random chat with my bud you ask, well it's a long story.

ASH: (inturupting momentarily) Not really.

CLA: no one cares what you think.

ASH: (inturupting again after lengthy wrestle for computer) Obviously they do, I'm the other half of this brilliant idea! :)

CLA: Any ways heres the reallllllllllllyyyyy long story.... See we were having a sleepover and well we got bored......... The End.

ASH: (after much editing and fixing of spelling errors...) Yup! Bored!

CLA: Well maybe if you were as awsome as me

ASH: NOT HOW YOU SPELL AWESOME!!!

CLA: So then because I did it it must be even more awsome then before. See I did it again!!!!!!!

ASH: DON'T OVERUSE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!

CLA: Well maybe I should have special guest one tell you how awsome I am!!!!!!!

SPECIAL GUEST #1(SHERLOCK HOLMES): I have gone through all the aspects and ways of looking at it and can therefor declare that Claudia is in fact awesome.

ASH: (Huffing indignantly) If he thought you were so "awesome" he obviously would have spelt it wrong like you. I declare him a fraud!

CLA: Well then if you make such declarations then it would have to inquire two things, A: you admit awsome is better then awesome, and B: that you yourself are a fraud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASH: HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?! AND "IT WOULD HAVE TO INQUIRE" ?? INQUIRE?! WHAT IS HAPPENING? Oh, and regardless of whether or not "awsome" is better than the correctly spelt form of the word, "awesome" gets me a better grade in English. Thus, I will continue using it.

CLA: Well then I will simply spell it like that in English, even though the way I spell awsome is definetly better. And plus, it does make sense because something could inquire withought actually saying it for that is the point of inquireing.

SHERLOCK: You may not have noticed, what with your childish banter, but I'm still here. How do I get out?

CLA: YOU'RE STUCK HERE FOR AS LONG AS I WANT! THIS IS OUR PAPER! (LAUGHS EVILY)

ASH: Cla, maybe we should let him out. There are billions of fans out there that would probably kill us. Just a slight reminder. Might be a problem.

CLA: The only problem with that theory, well actually there's two, is; A: I'm just too f***ing awsome, and B: No one can get inside my box!!!

ASH: I doubt that any amount of awesomeness, or even AWSOMENESS, can save you from being killed by a gun and a vicious, season-4-craving sherlock fan.

SPECIAL GUEST #2 (CECIL): Guns don't kill people!

CLA: How in the world did you get in here?!

CECIL: The strange girl is talking to me, listeners, I think we have a mad one on our hands.

ASH: I agree whole-heartedly.

CLA: Did we not establish this years ago? We all know I've gone mad!

ASH: (Momentary inturuption) PUT DOWN THE PHONE, CLA.

CECIL: Audiance, the information that I gave you previously has been confirmed. The girl is indeed, mad.

CLA: (Laughs like a lunatic)

ASH: Sherlock? You still there? I need someone of similar intelligence here! I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE HER! (Points wildly)

*endless silence...*

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CLA: What do you mean? Everyone wants to end up like me! I mean, even Sherlock thinks I'm awsome!

ASH: Doubtful. And I thought you said Sherlock couldn't get out? .... Even if it leaves me in a house of lunatics, it serves you right.

CLA: He didn't.

CECIL: Should I announce this man as missing?

ASH: Nah, he'll find his way back to London.... probably.... I mean, there's only the Atlantic Ocean between here and there! Can't be that hard.... right?!

CLA: Whatever lets you sleep at night.

ASH: Yeah. Ok, Sherlock will make it back to London. I believe that. I have to. Otherwise Johnlock will never come true!

CLA: OH MY GOSH I NEED TO LET HIM GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*exits random room hurridly*

ASH: Well this is akward.

CECIL: The strange girl is watching me.

*also exits room*

ASH: I'm all alone. :(

END OF CHAPTER