DO NOT READ THIS

DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T READ THIS

CLA: Hee hee... Hee hee...

ASH: Honey, I'm HOME!!! Hi Cla.

CLA: Ash, we finished the video!

ASH: We? Video?

CLA: You know, our science project?

ASH: OH MY GOSH THAT THING IS FINALLY DONE?!

CLA: Yes, and it's AWSOME!

ASH: We shall now share it with our beloved readers, then.

CLA: How on Earth are we supposed to do that?

ASH: Um.... gimme a sec.... Yeah, nope. Technology has gotten the better of me.

CLA: Too bad they don't get to see the world go boom.

ASH: Indeed. It was a fine historical moment.

CLA: Especially when the aliens came.

ASH: Really too bad they never made it to Earth.

CLA: Really? I thought it was ironic.

ASH: The whole thing was ironic. The Sun only exploded because we were too lazy to make the Earth complete a full revolution.

CLA: We took a whole day on it! And it would have taken at least another five hours.

ASH: True. So much better that the whole thing went "BOOM"

CLA: You, know it was supposed to be about the moon. But I really did love the background music.

ASH: Here comes the sun... do-do-do-doo...

CLA: HERE COMES THE SUN, AND I SAY, IT'S ALRIGHT (screaming loudly by the end)

ASH: My poor eardrums... (whimpers)

CLA: My singing is beautiful!

ASH: That's just what they want you to think.

CLA: Not since the accident.

ASH: Deep, man.

CLA: Man, those work at the end of any sentence (awsome face)

ASH: Deep, man- ok, no, seriously. (Makes VERY solemn face) This is no laughing matter, young grasshoper.

BOTH: *Starts laughing hysterically*

CLA: Well, this conversation is going nowhere so I call our next guest speaker to the stage! (What was a box and then was a room and then was a courtroom and then was a room becomes stage)

GUEST SPEAKER #5/THE DOCTOR: Hello there, do you know when I am?

CLA: I actually have no clue... Welcome to the stage, Doctor.

ASH: Oh, Cla.... It's 2014. March. If that helps at all.

CLA: You are so mean to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASH: But you love me! Because I have CONQUERED TECHNOLOGY!!!!! VICTORY IS MINE! And the ability to watch our amazing video (as mentioned above) is now yours. WE are the champions, my fri-ends. And we'll keep on fighting, 'til the end... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69udS_Ztc1k DUN DUN DUN! CLICK IT! PLEASE! IT'S TOTALLY AWSOME! OR AWESOME IF YOU'RE UN-AWSOME LIKE THAT AND SPELLING IS A PET PEEVE FOR YOU!

...

And Cla; please no more random imitations of "The Voice." For all our sakes.

The Doctor: I need to get across the void, do you want to come?

CLA: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (screaming loudly)

ASH: NO Cla, No. Down girl. Take it easy. We aren't going across any.... void. We don't want to end up like Rose. (Chokes back sob)

CLA AND DOCTOR: (in sync) You had to bring that up?! (crying hysterically)

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ASH: That wasn't me. (Points finger at Cla accusingly)

CLA: It wasn't me! Doctor, back me up here! (points finger at Ash)

Doctor: Hey, leave me out of this!

ASH: Sure I'll leave you out of this, Mister "I need to get across a void, do you want to come?" I say it was him! Cla, you take care of this. I need coffee. And no void-crossing for you!

CLA: Wait, wait what? (suddenly everything disappears as she wakes up from her weird dream to the scent of fresh-brewed coffee.)

ASH: Cla? Oh thank God you're awake. I mean, I had just shared our video link with the readers and then you were snoring and wouldn't wake up! I had to send The Doctor away, and- I even dumped you down the stairs for heaven's sake!!!! Speaking of, is your head alright? No, I take it back. It's never alright.

CLA: Two things: One, when has my head ever been alright?

ASH: (interrupts) I just said that.

CLA: (after frustrated sigh) Two: I just had the weirdest dream. Then again, it wasn't that weird, considering our reality.

ASH: I don't want to know. I REALLY don't want to know. The last time you told me about one of your "weird dreams," I was mentally scarred off of the Narnia books for life.

CLA: *Yawns*

END OF CHAPTER