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*in the background* This is Halloween, This is Halloween...

CLA: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ASH: *high-pitched squeak* No! Not Halloween again!! Ugh, you better not be like last year, Cla!! 

CLA: *innocent face* But why not? I do not recal doing anything bad, specifically not last year. 

ASH: Oh, yeah, cause hiding behind EVERY SINGLE CORNER trying to scare me isn't bad.

CLA: Oh, I thought you were talking about the other thing! Yeah, I did that! 

ASH: ...Other.... thing??? Cla, what did you do?

CLA: *mutter to self* Oh, right, I wiped her memory after that... *out loud* Nothing happened last year, I don't know what you're talking about!

ASH: You were the one who brought it up! You know what, whatever. Forget it. I get the feeling that I don't want to know. 

CLA: *mutters to herself* Yeah you do... *out loud* Anyways, I have a FRIEND coming over!

ASH: A friend? Oh that's wonderful! Are they sane? Alive? Human? Cause I would very much like it if your friends met those requirements for once...

CLA: Well, I wouldn't call him alive.... He's more of a-

GUEST SPEAKER #6/JACK FROM NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: I was once Santa Clause, but now I am just plain-old Jack the Pumpkin King.

ASH: Huh? Santa Clause? Oh that's awesome!! Wait. Wait. What? Pumpkin king?! But Christmas... and Halloween... is Halloween Christmas now?!

JACK: No, I stole Christmas! 

CLA: We're not planning anything for this year. 

ASH: You stole Christmas.... and Cla? You helped with this? What's going on here?!

CLA: We're only plotting to kick you out of the universe. Along with any other haters. 'Cause haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. *dances*

JACK: All in the spirit of Halloween.

ASH: Woah, woah, woah. Kick me out of the UNIVERSE? Clearly neither of you have thought this through. Cla, you can't manage yourself without me. You and I both know that the banana-supplying monkeys like me too much to keep gathering bananas while taking over the universe if I was gone, and Jack- I mean really, what would Sally say?

CLA: You realize I just told the monkeys to be your friend, right?

JACK: You know, I think I need to leave now. I don't think I realized quite how crazy you are. *whispers to Cla* The plan is done. *he leaves*

ASH: You know I can hear you, right? Stage whispering doesn't actually count as whispering. *Whispers loudly* SEE?

*The box that has been a closet and a room and a nothing and a court room and many other things becomes a stage*

CLA: Well then, come and get us!

ASH: .... You are making no sense. None. You know what, fine. Kick me out. Just... not out of the universe, if you don't mind. I think I'd like to hang out with monkey Joe on the moon every now and then. 

CLA: How about we settle this the old-fashioned way.

ASH: ...Which old-fashioned way? The races? Rock-Paper-Scissors? A sing-off? Sword fighting?!

CLA: No. I call our next Guest Speaker to the stage!!!

GUEST SPEAKER #7/George Washington: Who art thou, ye strange beings?

ASH: Oh my gosh it's Shakespear!! Or... wait... *looks at the text above her head* George Washington?! Oh well, that's cool too! ... just not as cool as Shakespear.... :( 

CLA: Is the struggle real, Ash?

ASH: I don't know exactly what that means, but yes. The struggle is real, Cla. 

GEORGE WASHINGTON: Why art I hereth? 

ASH: I'm sorry Sir Mr. George Washington Sir. I'm afraid my friend here has gone a little to far. We were hoping to settle a little dispute.

CLA: Just like Sam and Dean in the Soulless Rampage! 

ASH: Soulless.... Oh. Right. Yeah, if you chose to look that up, beware of spoilers.

GEORGE WASHINGTON: I art not familiareth with thou's words. Whoeth areth these "Sam" and "Dean" characters? 

CLA: YOU SHALL MEET SAM AND DEAN! *throws arms in the air*

ASH: Wait wait really we're bringing them into this? Cla, they're gonna think you're a trickster or something and try to kill you!

CLA: Nooooooooo, why would they think that?

*whoosh*

GUEST SPEAKER #8/DEAN WINCHESTER: What in the...

GUEST SPEAKER #9/SAM WINCHESTER: Dean? Dean, did Castiel- wait, who are you three?

GEORGE WASHINGTON: How dareth thou! I ameth the President-e ofeth theeth United States ef the Ameri-

CLA: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED IT WORKED-

ASH: Dang it Cla, why didn't you bring Castiel with them?! Destiel could have been real!!! *sobs*

CLA: *gasp* CAN I MEET CAS? HOW YOU FOUND ANY WAYS TO DESTROY THE DEMONS? OH MY GOD THIS IS SO AMAZING OH MY GOD!!!!

SAM WINCHESTER: Dean, do you think Becky told-

DEAN WINCHESTER: Yeah, I think Becky got all buddy-buddy with another demon, that's what I think! *takes out the colt and shoots Cla*

ASH: Wha- huh- Nooo, NOOOOOOOO! CLADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

*Holds Cla as she dies*

END OF CHAPTER