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2 Weeks Later....

*The box that has been a closet and a room and a nothing and a stage and a courtroom and many, many other things becomes a kitchen counter*

ASH: *sobbing* Joe, I just don't know how I can go on!! I don't think I can! Cla was... my best friend! Sure, she may have teased me, and stolen all the bananas and all the other monkeys from me, but she was my BEST FRIEND! How am I supposed to plan a FUNERAL for her"! There's isn't even a body, it vanished! *sobs harder* 

GUEST SPEAKER #10/JOE THE MONKEY FROM THE MOON: *nods solemnly and sheds a single, perfect tear.*

CLA: *strolls in casually while seductively eating a banana*  Yo.

ASH: Wha... Wait... Huh? GO AWAY, Cla! I'm busy crying over your death, I'm not ready for this yet! I'm still in the "Denial and Isolation" phase!

CLA: Really, I thought you would be overjoyed at my death. Wait, I'm dead? Hm. Oh well! *walks out of room*

ASH: Wait, come back here and explain yourself! Where have you been?! *runs after Cla*

CLA: *turns around* Bowling with Joe, of course! Didn't you wonder why he was crying? He lost the game because I'm awsome! (without an e!!)

JOE THE MONKEY FROM THE MOON: *nods solemnly*

ASH: What?! Okay this is just too crazy, but I'm just ignore that for a second... How are you alive?! Dean shot you with the colt, and, may I remind you, only 5 creatures in the entire universe can't be killed by the colt!

CLA: Well, I'm the all-powerful ruler of the universe, did you really think the colt could kill me? Especially since I haven't seen destiel happen yet!

ASH: All... powerful.... *sighs* Okay. Look, I'm happy you're alive.... I think. So for now, I'll just focus on that. 

JOE THE MONKEY FROM THE MOON: *nods solemnly*

CLA: By the way, I never released Sam and Dean. Where did they go? And George Washington, I guess. But he's not as cool.

ASH: Well, George has been hanging out with me, and teaching me Shakespearian. It's very interesting. As for Sam and Dean, they sort of left- I think they're trying to get back to their world. 

CLA: Impossible. As I said, I am the all-powerful ruler of the universe. They can't leave if I don't want them too. Well, then again, Dean did shoot me. That's probably gonna leave a scar.... I think it'll look pretty cool!

ASH: Seriously, Cla? That's what you're worried about? If you do bring Dean back here, he'll probably be even more convinced that you're a demon!

CLA: He shot me with the colt. Do you really think he'll think I'm a demon if I'm still alive? 

ASH: Well, just in case, why don't you bring Castiel here as well? He should be able to clear things up, being an angel of the lord and all.

CLA: Okay! I've always wanted destiel to come true.... 

ASH: If you're the all-powerful ruler of the universe, why hasn't destiel happened before??

CLA: Because! The suspense! The glory! The fan base!!

ASH: ....I doubt that I will ever understand you.

CLA: Good! Let's keep it that way! 

GUEST SPEAKER #11/CASTIEL: Hello, Claudia. I wasn't expecting to hear from you so soon. 

CLA: Yeah, I know. That last conversation though, really left me on edge! 

*FLASHBACK TO THE REALLY DRAMATIC CONVERSATION*

CLA: So, Cas, which is better- pancakes or waffles?

CASTIEL: I myself enjoy pancakes. However, when you called me here I was under the impression that you had something urgent to speak with me about? 

CLA: This is an urgent matter! Waffles are so much better than pancakes, and yet you seem to think that pancakes are flat-out amazing! 

*END OF FLASHBACK* 

CASTIEL: I still fail to see what was so pertinent about that conversation.

ASH: Seriously, Cla? Flat-out amazing?? Seriously?!

CLA:  Because, it's an important thing in life!!

*Dean and Sam walk into the room that was just a kitchen counter and has been a box and a closet and a room and a nothing and a stage and a courtroom and many, many other things.*

CASTIEL: Dean!

DEAN: Cas! 

CLA: I release you!!

*Dean, Castiel, and Sam all vanish*

ASH: Why would you do that, Cla? We didn't even get to see destiel become true!!

CLA: Because. 

ASH: Because? Just "Because?" 

CLA: When you are older you will understand.

ASH: I'm not done freaking out about this yet!!

CLA: Sometimes if you love it, you just have to let it go.

ASH: ...That both makes no sense, and a lot of sense, and it's probably because you're basically repeating a couple of different philosophical quotes by saying that. 

GEORGE WASHINGTON: Whyeth art Ieth stilleth hereth? 

END OF CHAPTER