Tord X Reader Part Two

Dealing with a child

"Do you, (Y/N) (L/N), take Tord Larsson as your husband?"

"I do."

"And do you-"

"I do."

"You may kiss the bride."

The crowd erupted in cheers, people screamed with delight and joy, watching as they bonded their lives together forever.

But here she stood, alone with Tord in a almost empty church, with only Edd, Tom, and Matt watching. Paul was the 'priest' and Patryk sat in the small crowd. Her foster mother never showed, that caused pain for (Y/N), but this was the happiest day of her life. She wouldn't let her ruin it.

She held hands with Tord, his cold metal arm calming her down somehow. He smiled, looking deep into her eyes. She flashed a worried smile, looking at Tom who was crying in joy.

She couldn't help but chuckle, and because Tord began to laugh, the new couple burst out laughing, nearly toppling over gasping for air.

"Alright, well. Do you, (Y/N) (L/N), take Tord-"

"I do." She smiled, whipping the tear of laughter from her eye.

"And do you, Tord-"

"Hold on, is the door shut? We don't need Brendon Urie ruining it." Tord laughed. "Okay, yes I do."

"You may kiss-"

In one quick movement, she was leaning on Tords arm, as he kissed her passionately. She could hear Tom audibly angry. Tord placed her back on her feet, and they both took a bow.

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"You're so adorable." Tord said at the restaurant.

She said something, but you couldn't hear her with the (Favorite Food) stuffed in her mouth. Tord began to laugh as (Y/N) swallowed the food.

"It's not my fault I'm amazing!" She laughed, taking a sip of (Drink).

He reached over, grabbing a piece of (Side Dish), and eating it while looking directly into her eyes. She looked at him with disgust as he smirked, breaking into a full laugh.

"I'm sorry babe~" he smiled innocently.

"You. Just took. My food." She said. "You are so lucky we're married, I would have shot you right then and there."

"Awe babe-"

"You'll make it up, correct?" She said deviously.

"After I do some work darling~" he winked.

"Welp, I'm done with my food." She said pushing the plate slightly.

"Good, cause I need to test stuff at home." He said pulling some money out of his pocket.

The waitress went to yell at them before picking up the money and fainting. He paid her 500 dollars, of course it was the money he stole from a bank at one point, but that was besides the point.

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"Tooord..." I whined spinning in the chair next to him. "I'm bored man!"

"I'm almost done." He grunted angrily. "This stupid equation makes no sense!"

"Oh sh-" he began.

An explosion went off, causing me to fly backwards into the wall. I stood up with little pain. I looked up, a gaping hole in the wall. I heard a toddler crying, only to find a toddler version of Tord in his now oversized hoodie.

His clothing was covering his parts, not that it mattered. I picked him up, laughing at the fact he just turned himself into a toddler. I looked at his arm, the metal one was on the ground, that meant his arm was healed.

"Awe Tord you're so cute!" I said bopping him on the nose.

He bit my finger angrily. He still has his anger even as a two year old child. It makes me wonder what his parents went through, after all, he's only two right now.

He reached up, grabbing my breast. I blushed and nearly dropped him. He laughed evilly and ran off into the bedroom.

"(Y/N) where is my hoodie?!" I heard his squeak through voice cracks.

"How old are you right now?"

"I dunno! Thirteen I think?!" He said. "Damnit!"

"Oh my god." I said, bursting out in laughter. "You're so freaking adorable!!!"

"Shut up!" He said. "You think my arm would stay like this? Or do I look better with the robot arm...?"

"You look more intimidating with the robot arm." I replied honestly. "By the way, get you're hormones in check."

He looked down, and suddenly turned into a tomato, and grabbing the nearest cloth. He ran off into the bathroom, covering himself with a towel.

"Sorry..." he said embarrassed.

"It's cool. Not like I haven't seen yours before anyway."

"I meant to ask you, how many have you seen before mine?"

I blushed, becoming flustered.

"Aha... you see..." I said trailing off.

"(Y/N)?" Tord asked, starting to get worried.

"I'm not answering that."

"You have the number." He said. "How many guys have you slept with?"

"..."

"(Y/N.)"

"Seven." I sighed.

"Honestly." He shook his head. "That's all you had to say, I'm not asking you to have sex with me right now."

"Tord I really don want to talk about my past relationships." I said crossing my arms and looking at the floor.

"S-Sorry babe." He said, suddenly back to his normal height. "Didn't mean to start anything."

"I-Its fine." I said, sniffling. "You didn't do anything. You couldn't have known."

"Huh, my arms disappeared again." He laughed. "I'll be right back."

"Okay." I smiled.

So, should I add a bit of a love scene next chapter? Cause I don't want to make it if nobody's going to read it...