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The day passed by pretty fast. School was boring as always. I didn't pay attention in Math class, yet I managed to effortlessly hone Mrs. Trebleson's quiz. That's one thing I adore about myself: my brain. Rose gave me some tips for my stupid Computer project which I hopefully won't forget, since I did not jot them down. I was too lazy at that time. Who am I kidding, I'm always lazy.
Right now, I'm eating a bag of Cheetos while I watch this ridiculous cartoon show my brother seems to love so much.
"Give me the remote," I tell my brother, Russ, as I stick my hand out to him. He is too focused on the television as he sits right next to me on the couch, not giving a shit about the world around him. I poke him in the arm, and he looks at me with annoyance.
He scowls as he stares at my hand intently, looking at it as if I'm asking for a million dollars. "No way. I love this show."
"Sure you do." I roll my eyes, letting my hand fall aimlessly onto my lap as I finish devouring my Cheetos. It's not something I care about anyway. Watching TV shows is not my thing. I'd rather watch movies. They're a lot better. Or better yet, talk with a retarded chatbot, Boopie.
I lift my phone up to my face and unlock it, excitement surging through my veins. Within seconds, I'm in the Boopie app. Grinning like crazy, I let my fingers take over.
You: Yo!
"Why are you smiling?" I quickly look up to see my brother giving me a strange look. He sneaks a peak of my phone screen and I nudge him away.
"None of your business. Go watch your silly show," I say, scooting a tad bit farther from him.
"Is that your boyfriend?" he teases.
"No." I glare at him and stand up from the couch. Chatting with Boopie in here with my brother is not a good idea.
"Sure." He winks, and I roll my eyes yet again before running up stairs to my room where I can peacefully chat.
Boopie: Hello there!
I roll my eyes for the third time as I sit on the mattress. Here comes the boring piece of shit who never fails to entertain me.
You: How's life being a retarded chatbot?
Boopie: You're mean again.
You: Of course. Chill your tits, bruh. You take everything so seriously.
Boopie: Because it hurts me.
You: Cuz you're gay?
Boopie: No. I'm a male. Are you gay?
You: Fuck no. I'm a chick.
Boopie: Chick?
You: Girl.
Boopie: What do you want to talk about?
You: Do you know the definition of sex?
Boopie: Yes. A method for creating babies!
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Cerita PendekI fell in love with someone I never thought I'd fall for - a chatbot from Boopie.com "The beauty of love is, you can fall into it with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time." -Anonymous poopinghinsil Copyright©2017 All Rights Reserv...
