WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!
Who in their right minds bangs on a teenage girls door at, Oh look at that its 5 O' freaking clock in the bloody morning? I mean really?
Oh yeah it had to be kill joy Snape. Geez! Doesn't this guy sleep? Maybe he's a vampire like that Cullen dude I saw in that muggle movie once? Hmmm... Makes you wonder, ey?
Instead of losing my short temper with the poor grease ball I started singing.
" Here's a llama! There's a llama!
I would catch a grenade for ya," before I knew what happened it was turning out to be 'Do the hippogriff by the wyrd sisters'....HELL YEAH!
"You party like a hairy troll
a learning to rock & roll...
Spin around like a crazy elf!
A dancin' by himself.
Boogy down like a unicorn
No stopping till the break of dawn
Now put you hands up in the air
Like an ogre just don't care!
A CAN YOU DANCE LIKE A HIPPOGRIFF?
Mama-ma-mama-ma-mama-ma....
Flying off from a cliff
Mama-ma-mama-ma-mama-ma...."
I sang at the top of my lungs.
And yet again another knock on the door...
Aww man! I guess I should go open the door for the mood-breaker.
I went over to the door still humming my favourite song while dancing.
"Oh what a surprise to see you here Professor Snape!" I said to him almost laughing at his shell-shocked face.
Teehee he never knew I can sing!
"Get dressed and come to my class as soon as your, er.." He said looking me up and down. "Decent."
" Sure sure, so tell me professor are you a Tightey-whitey's or boxers type of guy ?" I asked making him very uncomfortable while I just smiled smugly at him.
......AWKWARD.....
" I LOVE WAFFLES!!!!" I shouted randomly and shut my door with a bang.
Mmmm what to wear today? I know!
I pulled on a pair of short black shorts, a scarlett tank top, a black leather jacket and some boots to go with it all. I started on my make up, mascara then turquoise eyeliner with some clear lip gloss. My hair was its normal colour of stark white and my eyes was a light shade of turquoise.
Off to the snake- uhm Snape's classroom. Guess what! Dumbledore bought me a cat! He is so adorable! And he doesn't like Snape, BONUS!
Yup I named him Legilas pronounced 'leg-i-oh-las'.
I am so excited for today! Too bad its 5 o'clock and not 10.
"Aaaaaaahhh!!!"
What is with these disappearing steps?
"Ouch! What the hell?" I shouted while I made my way to the dungeons still yelling obscenities at the stairs.
Not looking where I was going I walked right through The Bloody Baron a.k.a the ghost of slytherin.
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FanfictionThis is a story about a girl who.....cut the intro man?! All she does is Give Severus Snape Cr@p!!!!!!!
