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BONUS CHAPTER

BONUS CHAPTER- this chapter lists all her antics in the past week and it switches over to the first of september when she gets sorted kay?

DISCLAIMER!!!!!! I do not, I repeat Do NOT own Harry Potter or any of the places, characters except Scy Dobrev )(snape)

Thanx to all my special people who ACTUALLY reads my book and not comment they like the description a month ago when I've just posted it today...

Any way... Bet you haven't heard of the new Black-out-berry classic!

No offence to BB users I'm one myself!

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Chapter 6 - BONUS HAMPER OF Trouble

Scy P.O.V

Aww man that dinner tease with me dressed as a total Slag was CLASSIC!!! Snape's face was even more classic... Yes I know I'm just a 14 soon to be 15 year old girl and I shouldn't be doing this type of things ? Blah blah blah... What are you my mother ? HA !

I should probably get on with it, eh?

Well with Operation: dinner tease came Mission Impossible.....

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE = Classified

(Need to know, and you need to know)

Can you guess the mission? Get Blackmail pictures of snape....

*Queue evil laugh*

It was monday the day after that freaky dream, and I was walking aimlessly down the halls of Hogwarts when an Idea hit me on me shnozz....

I was going to get The worlds most perfect Blackmail pictures that's either Suggestive or slutty, or both?

Of a certain Professor Severus Tobias Snape

I was still walking when I bumped into the worst dressed person in the entire castle, I mean really she's worse dressed than Professor Train- er Trelawney. Want to know who? I'll give you 3 guesses...

1) She wears pink

2) She has more than a dozen pictures of cats

3) Her name has 'Bridge' in it

Bingo! Its the one and only toad in pink . . . Dolores Umbridge

" OMG!! I'm so sorry Professor! I didn't mean to- " I started faking apologising when she stopped me with these cruel words.

" Another week of detention Miss Snape." She said menacingly.

I started to growl under my breath but instead of letting her ruin my good mood I went to Snapey's Private Quarters. Unfortunately it was stop-and -talk-to-Scy-day 'cause Professor D stopped me and asked me how my stay at Hogwarts was so far. I had a feeling that he knew what I was up to but didn't say anything for all I know this old man has seen all my Tattoos when I was asleep!

Creepy, I know, trust me I remember that time when Lucius and his-royal-voldy-poo came after me when I was in the fucking shower! Hmmm I wonder if old voldy-kinz look at that memory often. . . Ladies and death eaters we now have a perverted dark lord!

Okay so your probably wondering just exactly HOW I'm going to get those 'Photographs'. . .

My plan is to spike snape's morning coffee with the Draught of living death.

Get one or a handful of his (yuck) greasy hair. Then I'm going to undress him with magic, and pose him on his bed then take a picture or 10. After that I will leave his quarters in order to go find Sir Nicholas (aka the ghost of gryffindor) drink the polyjuice potion I got from a very old tower on the school grounds, with snapey-kinz hair in it.

After all that Sir Nicholas is gonna take some 'seductive' pictures of me in snape form... And that's the whole plan!

Step 1 - the Sleeping Draught

Geez... I don't know the password to his quarters! Hmmm I have an idea.

I quickly turned into a little black kitten with the most beautiful green eyes you have ever seen. (Yes I'm an animagus too, I'm usually a white kitten with turquoise eyes but being a Metamorphmagus has its perks) Now to meow as hard as I can to get his attention.

!!!!!!!!!MEOW/ROAR!!!!!!!!!

Oops, I roared... Hehe

After what seemed to be hours the door finally opened to reveal a very tired Snape, someone's definitely Not a morning person... His hair was messy in a cute way, WHAT AM I THINKING? , he was in a pair of sweat pants and it sickens me to say he was shirt less...

He looked down at me and picked me up in his arms, I have to admit he's quite well built for a potions master. What's that strange look in his eyes? If he's warming up to me in kitten form I'm gonna be sick.

" Did you get lost little fellow? Or did that mischievous old coot send you?" He said sneering at me.

' No the coot whoever he is didn't send me! I'm here to take nude photo's of you! You old greasy git! ' I shouted but all that came out was " Meow meow rawr grrr Meow aand GRrrrrr"

" Err- I didn't understand any of that, now leave me alone and let me finish the reading the paper." He sneered.

Oh great now he's friggin' Bi-polar!???

Merlin strike me down before I hex him to the moon and back!

Unable to keep my cool I lashed out and scratched him on his cheek. Goodluck getting rid of that mark!

He dropped me and I hissed at him, he aimed a kick in my direction but I dodged it and jumped on his back when it was turned.

" Aaarghh! Get off of me you stupid cat! " He yelled trying to get me off.

'Oh yeah slimeball! Let's see you get me off!' I yelled/meowed.

He got hold of my tail and threw me 12 ft in the air and my little cat body hit the wall, pain surging through me like electricity. I tried to get up but my little legs wouldn't obey me and I lay there in a crumpled heap.

I was in too much pain to care that he was crouching in front of me. He muttered a healing spell under his breath and put me outside his door looking ashamed, angry and guilty.

' Yeah that's what you get you cat abuser!' I tried yelling at him.

So all in all it was a failure but I still took the polyjuice potion and got some really Really good photo's of him. . . Hehe.

EPIC FAILURE/VICTORY

So there you have it! Now off to the sorting!!!!!