Whenever I go to take a shower, my stepdad likes to scare me.
He takes the hair out of the drain and puts it on the side of the tub, and I always think it's a bug or spider or something that is disgusting and crawls (I'm not a bug person sorry not sorry).
"THROW IT OUT FOR GODSAKES. DONT FREAKING LEAVE IT ON THE SIDE, YOU KNOW I DONT HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BUGS."I swear, you bring me bugs, I will bring violence on you.
YOU ARE READING
MEH
HumorBOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that c...