Have you heard?
Starbucks came out with a Unicorn Frappe!
(No joke)
I had to check it out so I brought UniPegasus214 and MadHatter895 to Starbucks with me.Uni: *squeals* *tries to enter place not through the entrance*
Madhatter: *happiness overflows*
Me: * high expectations*Okay, so there.
So now we try.
Uni: oh my
Madhatter: *chokes*
Me: *screams*
Uni: *cries internally*
Madhatter: *still drinks it although it is sour*
Me: *chokes*Yeah.
It had mango, tasted like lemon, and had sour sprinkles. SOUR SPRINKLES. YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD NOT BE SOUR SPRINKLES AND IT WOULD BE SWEET SPRINKLES OR TASTELESS BUT NOPE, THEY JUST HAVE TO RUIN EVERY CHILDS DREAMS.Don't get it unless you want the experience. I'm glad I got it so I can rant, but it's not like I can put it on my Resume—
Achievements:
-Getting into Harvard (Hardvard)
-Meeting the president
-Getting the unicorn frappe at Starbucks in 2017 when it was only out for four days.Status update: don't drink it and then go in the car. Almost threw up. :')
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