1) I was at a party with my friends and Nico128 was bouncing a ball and he kept catching it in his mouth.
Do you find what is wrong with that sentence???
He was next to me, KNOWING that I AM A GERMAPHOB, and yet he still put it in his mouth after it was on the floor. And after I kicked it into the girl's bathroom. Ugggghhhhhhejsjf.
2) I was staying after school for a science experiment, and I was chilling in the hall with MadHatter895 and Make_Me_A_Sandwich and madhatter declared that she was going to lick the floor, and Sandwich said "not if I do it first" and he poked the floor with his tongue. Ishduepapsnnd.
3) I was at lunch (UniPegasus214 MadHatter895 Nico128 Goatsareboss1234 skater boy, avocado, WillowWolf1000 ) and all of a sudden Willow asks me for a strand of my hair (it's attached don't worry) and she puts it in her mouth, BUT I CANT MOVE BECAUSE ITS ATTACHED AND WILL SWING AT MY FACE AKDNDIEOMDBDN.
4) I don't even know anymore.
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HumorBOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that c...