The Pizza Hut Substitute | ✓

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Legend;

Italics for girl.

Bold for boy.

Normal for narration.

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[ 7:12 P.M | 12th October 2017]

"Hola sañarito!"

"Ugh not you again."

"Did you pick up just to groan?"

"I don't know. You tell me."

"I think because you are a stupid kid who is supposedly not aware of stranger-danger."

"Ok that's it. Im hanging up on you."

"..."

"...."

"You didn't."

"I wasn't going to."

"You sneaky little bitch."

"I once had a bitch."

"...."

"She died..."

"I'm uh sorry... I didn't mean to trigger bad memories..."

"Just kidding."

"What?"

"I ain't had no bitch. Just wanted to hear ya say sorry."

"Again, you sneaky little bitch."

"Wait, where the hell are you?"

"Why do you seem interested. For the record I'm smirking right now."

"Because Asshat, the noise behind you is deafening. Are you in a party or something?"

"Uhhh..."

"Yes definitely. I hear Cheap thrills. Why are you calling me from a party?"

"Because I was a teeny tiny bit bored?"

"Who the hell feel bored in a party? Go have fun kid. Dance, drink but don't do naughty things."

"For instance?"

"Asshat."

"I'm guessing that's my nickname from you."

"I have a whole lot of variety ; Headless cockroach , Scandalous grasshopper , Nauseating louse or maybe Obnoxious shrimp. Chose whatever you please señor."

"Something not involving a disgusting insect, maybe?"

"Sureee. Heartless jerk, annoying asshole , stupid brat... and I could go on and on forever."

"Liar. I bet my non-existent million dollars that you ran out of ideas."

"Duh. It wasn't supposed to be a secret guirro."

"Guirro. Seriously What the fuc-'

"Beeep."

"What the fu-'

"Beeep."

"Fu."

"..."

'F-f-f-fu."

"...."

"Why are you not saying beeep in your annoying voice ?!"

"Because I know you were not going to say the bad word."

"Yeah... I was thinking you will say 'beep' and then I will say,'Gotcha! I was gonna say fluff.' but you got me."

"I'm too intelligent for you Patojo."

"Damn it woman."

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