A/n: hey guys anyone have requests? Also this isn't super good but it's kind of cute and funny (just pretend your short if your not actually ^3^
"Sherlock why are we here" I groan. Sherlock had dragged John and I to some restaurant with no explanation. "Because y/n I need to see out the window I'm looking for a murderer remember?" Sherlock answers still gazing out the window, soaking up every inch of the street. "Well let's make the best of it and get some food" John says as a waitress makes her way over. "I'm starving"
John and I order Sherlock gets nothing though I make him promises he will eat some of mine. "It looks like this murder won't show up for a bit let's deduce" he grins slightly scanning the room. His eyes land on our waitress. "Single woman in her late 40s, one no two no four cats, lives alone in a small flat. Had a boyfriend he cheated on her not long ago. Too clingy? Works here so she can have enough money one day to travel. She has a knee problem and a slight limp which is from walking to work everyday. She's embarrassed by a tattoo on her left arm but doesn't have enough money to get it removed so she just covers it as much as she can. She also thinks y/n is John and I's child because if how short she is. Johns greying hair plays a part in it too and of course she assumes I am part of this family she has in her mind" Sherlock finished. John rolls his eyes.
"Show off"
"Shut up John"
"I'm not that short! she really thinks you guys are my parents?" I huff. John gives you a smile.
"You are pretty short y/n"
The waiter comes back with our food and says "You guys are such a cute family" as she leaves. Sherlock gives me the "I told you so look." I roll my eyes. "Fine you win Sherlock Holmes"
