Dirk Gently One Shots/Imagines

Long time, no see (Todd x Reader)

You were a close friend of Todd's a long tine ago, but the two of you had lost contact, so when he shows up at your door, you bet your ass you were surprised.

"Todd? What the hell!? How did you find out where I live?" You say in a raised voice. Todd sighed "Look, I'll explain later, just let us in (Y/N)!" He says looking into your (E/C) eyes with his bright blue ones

That's what you hated, those blue eyes that you fell in love with, you sighed in defeat and let them. You quickly close the door and turned to the two men now standing in your living room. You look at Todd and begin to speak "Okay first off, who is he?" You say pointing at Dirk "Why did you just suddenly disappear from the world and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!" You finish off

"Oh! I'm Dirk Gently, a holistic detective" says the man in the yellow leather jacket. "Can we talk? Like in another room?" Asks Todd. You roll your eyes but nod "We can talk in my room" you say waking towards it, Todd turns to Dirk and says "Sit down and stay there, got it?" Dirk nods and happily walks over to the couch and sits.

Todd quickly walks over to you and follows you to your bedroom. The two of you walk and Todd closes the door. You turn around to face him but instead of just looking at his face, your lips meet his lips. You were shocked and confused but not for long as you kissed him back. This lasts for a while until the both of you pull away to catch your breaths.

He rests his forehead against yours and says "You have no idea how long, I've been waiting to do that." You chuckled "I guess a long time." Then you remember why both of you were here for. You step back and look at him "So explain to me why you just suddenly went off the grid?". Todd then began to tell his story.

Let's just say after he finished, you two went back to kissing, completely forgetting about Dirk, and poor Dirk's (probably) innocent ears were ruined that day.