The Author Is Bored...2

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Warning : There will be curse words in this one !

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Xyreis: Guess who's back!

Braden: An annoying pest, that's who.

Xyreis: //pops a vein

Xyreis: Why do you hate me?

Braden: Because you're irritating, that's why.

Xyreis: ...

Braden: ...

Xyreis: //sniffs

Xyreis: M-Meanie...

Xyreis: //starts crying

Braden: //panics

Braden: W-WHAT ARE YOU CRYING FOR? UGH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU CRY!

Xyreis: //cries harder

RRB: //enters the room

Butch: Wow, Braden. I thought you were smart but you're actually pretty dumb.

Bailey: YOU MADE XY CRY!

Brick: //sighs and hugs Xy

Brick: Why are you crying? Did Braden do something bad to you?

Braden: I D-DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

Brick: //glares at him

Brick: I'm not talking to you.

Xyreis: I-It's because...

Brick: Because?

Xyreis: ...

Brick: Xy...?

Xyreis: //grins

Xyreis: Braden is so ugly, it hurts me!

Brick: ...

Braden: //pops a vein

Boomer and Bailey: Pfft—

Butch: //claps

Ben: //pokerface

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Butch: Hey, hey, Xyreis!

Xyreis: What?

Butch: I want you to do something for me and Brick!

Xyreis: Why?

Butch: Because you made us cosplay last time, you're going to be doing something for us now!

Xyreis: OK, what is it?

Brick: First, say you'll do it.

Xyreis: Hmm...I don't know. What if it's something I don't like?

Brick: Yes or no?

Xyreis: Uh...yesssssssss?

Butch: //grins and pulls a box from who knows where

Butch: Wear this!

Xyreis: //opens the box and face turns red

Inside the box was a cute looking outfit. A long sleeved, red and black striped shirt and black knee socks. The outfit was completed with cat ears and a tail.

Xyreis: What the fu—

Bailey: //shoves a cookie in Xy's mouth and smiles

Brick: Now, wear it.

Xyreis: N-NO WAY!

Butch: Wear it! Wear it! Wear it!

Xyreis: The outfit would not suit me, trust me! The sight of me wearing that would burn your eyes!

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