Dear Diary,
That damn Victor and Yuuri. Going out to lunch without me, then asking me if I can be nice and make a dessert. Who do they think they are to be telling me that? Just who?
Oh, but they'll get what they want. If they want a dessert they're going to get a stupid desert. And they're gonna like it.
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Ah the test subjects-I mean Stupid and Pork Cutlet have sat down at the table. You know what I made them? Why am I asking a book to guess what I made them? I don't know anymore.
I made them a nice 'special' cake. One they will never forget for as long as they live. >:)
Yuuri: *takes bite* Hmmm, weird taste?
Yes I'm writing down what they're going to say. There's no way I'm going to freaking walk my ass upstairs to get my phone.
Victor: what do you mean? *takes bite*
Yuuri: It's kind of...like...Fish.
Fish.
Fish cake.
I hope that makes them stink more then they already are.
Oh Victor looks disgusted, then agitated.
He can scold me all he wants. But he can't control my tiger personality.
(I need to go out tomorrow.)
God I'm starting to sound like that idiot JJ.
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Yurio's Diary//Otayuri//
FanfictionLet's just say Phichilt got his hands on this book...and then the triplets got their hands on this. Then it somehow went viral. Basically a bunch of stuff Yurio never wants anyone to see went viral. I wonder how he'll react when he finds out. oтay...
