Let's just say Phichilt got his hands on this book...and then the triplets got their hands on this. Then it somehow went viral.
Basically a bunch of stuff Yurio never wants anyone to see went viral. I wonder how he'll react when he finds out.
oтay...
Today was one of those days were I actually bonded with Victor. Crazy right? Well...the thing we found out about Yuuri was kind of...wtf material. This is how it went.
I was downstairs on the sofa ordering a new laptop for myself on my phone. Then stupid Victor ran inside the room with a blue iPhone in his hand. He jumped on top of me. ON TOP OF ME. That hurt.
Victor: Look whose phone I got~
Me: ...
Victor: oh come on Yura~
Me: ONLY BEKA CALLS ME THAT STUP-
Victor: Beka~? *smacks lips* Anyways. I have Yuuri's phone.
Me: And?
Victor: Lets listen to his playlist.
At that point, I was like yeah sure. I was pretty sure it was gonna be some stupid Hatsune Miku or anime openings sh*t. Basically something cute in Japanese.
Victor presses shuffle and the first song that comes up is
"What a shame the poor grooms bride is a wh*re"
We stared at each other as the song went into a slight pause. Then out of freaking no where YUURI POPS UP BEHIND US SCREAMING THE LYRICS!!!
Yuuri: I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR NOO ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY ヽ༼ಠ益ಠ༽ﾉ
Me and Victor: Σ ( Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙
He then proceeded to break several vases around the living with a little help from Victoria: (Take note, that demon child was smashing things with a baseball bat. I don't even know where she got that)
...they almost hit me and Victor. Almost.
Whatever Yuuri is on, SOMEONE TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM.
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