"HI!!" They all said at the same time. Fuck. What. Is. this? I am literally getting myself into a mad house. Lit.
The emo one poked me in the face, "You're cute. I claim you. We will get married and have gay babies together. It will be fucking awesome." I stood there, just nodding in a little bit of confusion.
"Erm.. Ah. Okay..?" I murmured. The 'leader' began to speak, she seemed (a little) more mature than the previous one,
"Hey, hoe. Welcome to the cult. That, by the way, was Scar. She's crazy." She laughed and then pointed at the others, "The really gay lookin' one is Kel. They're pretty cool. And the kid is Kazi." She pointed at the normal looking one, "That's Peyton. We all call him Pey. He's gay.. don't be fooled by his looks, he's an insane mother fucker... and that last one over there is Sare. He's lowkey your new dad."
I was a little overwhelmed by the new faces, but laughed, "What the actual fuck is this..?"
"This, young sacrifice," The one named Sare started to say, "Is Panda Expø. A cult full of kawaii, emo homosexuals. And you are now our Satan child."
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Panda Expø -- The cult I call my family
ComédieThe cult just received their new sacrifice.. DID I SAY SACRIFICE?! I mean.. friend.. haha! Her name is Spook. She's shy (at first glance🙄) and very.. pink. Join her and her friends Scar, Art, Sare, Peyton, Kazi and Bri through their f-ed up famil...
