"Okay.. So, you guys are like.. My friends now..?" I murmured. Anything was okay. I just needed friends. I'm lonely and nobody loves me. Actually kill me.
"Yep," Scar said, looking up from her emo poems that had magically appeared in her hands. Damn.. was this hoe a god..?
It had been a couple of hours, I was still a little awkward, but the kid, Kazi, warmed me up a little bit. He wouldn't stop talking, lemme' tell you. He was really easily excited, but also very easily irritated. "Chill, little bud. You don't have to talk 100 Miler per hour. I have nowhere else to be." The kid LITERALLY just kicked me. What the fuck.. Without a care, the little bastard continued yapping, not even noticing I went to go talk to Kel.
"HeeeeEeEeeEeEeEeEeEEEAAAAAAAAY GURL!" They shouted. Good god they were the gayest thing since the invention of twinkies. (YOU KNOW IT TOO, THEY LITERALLY HAVE TWINK IN THEM AND THEY LOOK LIKE A DICK THAT COULDNT HOLD THE NUT.)
"Oh, um. Hi!" I waved awkwardly. "I'm. Uh. By the way, Spook. Nice to meet you." I went to shake (his..? Her..? I don't know.. )hand , but quickly put my hand down when I saw a smear of white paste across both of them. Too many twinkies, I assume. If you know what I mean. I shrugged and Scar, the emo girl, fell out of the tree above us. "Hi Spook." She shot me a flirtatious smirk. I just giggled and waved.
After a while of talking to everyone, I quickly crawled into the tree scar had fallen out of. I actually liked these people. Wow. I started to drift off into sleep when I saw a black furry suit. I chuckled uncomfortably, moving it over and then continued my journey to sleep.
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Panda Expø -- The cult I call my family
HumorThe cult just received their new sacrifice.. DID I SAY SACRIFICE?! I mean.. friend.. haha! Her name is Spook. She's shy (at first glance🙄) and very.. pink. Join her and her friends Scar, Art, Sare, Peyton, Kazi and Bri through their f-ed up famil...
