3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!!

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Miu : Then his d**k enter her tight p***y, as he moved while increasing his speed. She moaned like-

Ferdinand : Enough! *Almost get a boner*

Miu : *Become coward* F-forgive m-m-me.. i-i...

Desmond : *Sigh* I really hope we can continue normal life...

Gonta : Aww.. I wish i can bring back my insects here

Desmond : Well, we could try. But, never bring ants & catterpillar. We hate those

Gonta : And wasp

Desmond : Good point! I won't mind w/ honeybee though..

Rantarou : Umm... guys? Sorry to bother but there's someone who get killed again today.

Ferdinand : I hope this will be the last...

Desmond : Maybe before Tsumugi? *All left*

(At Base)

Kaede : *In horror* A....Aaa....

Tenko : *had foams in her mouth*

Ferdinand : Holy hell...

Gonta : Is that Kaito san!?

Desmond : We can't be sure, even if there's the jacket...

Kirumi : Desmond? How could you remain so calm in this eerie situation like this? I must admit, having bodies pressed flat is creepy enough for me...

Angie : Bcoz he get the chill~

Desmond : Hmm... I get it now

Ryoma : So, who's the victim?

Desmond : Ouma san. Kaito is the killer

Miu : BLASPHEMY! Have u got mad Bird Brained Brat!?

Desmond : *Serious mode* Nope. The fact that Maki san attempt to assassinate Ouma so bad, might led Kaito to kill him in return.

Shinguuji : Ku ku ku, Humans really are unpredictable in crisis

Rantarou : Wait... did Kaito san coughing blood just now?

Kaede : You're right! Is that because Ouma kun punched him earlier?!

Ferdinand : Idk, let's find out!

*Rewinding the live cam*

Hmm.. Kaito block Maki Poison arrow w/ his body?

Desmond : How sweet of him. I guess he didn't want Maki san to be executed.

Gonta : Is it just me, or did they were a couple?

Kaede : *In sorrow* Couple...

Angie : Uh oh.. Seems like Kai-kun really get executed...

Tenko : Umm... who'll write how the execution going?

Shinguuji : Hmm.. let me try

Ferdinand : Okay, we depend on you.

(Kaito Execution)

Shinguuji : *Writting* Momota Kaito is tied in a wooden chair, while Monokuma in astronout suit push Momota into a rocket. At Monokuma signal, the rocket seems to take off at first, but actually drills the land below it. Soon, the rocket arrived at Earth core, and the rocket get heated. Eventually, the rocket reach the space. Momota then coughing blood for the last time before succumbing to the poison, a satisfied smile engraved on his face. Suddenly, the rocket goes back to the earth and crash landing on the frontyard. The debris manage to sever Ki-bo Ahoge, and the rocket ejecting Momota rigid corpse to the remaining survivor. Monokuma see this, and have a frustrated face (Presumably because Momota die with hope) before the screen turns black.

Ferdinand : I never knew that you could write really good, Shinguuji

Shinguuji : Well.. i just use too many dramatization. Beside, that's how folklorist works.

Desmond : Well, at least he didn't become bones like Kirigiri Jin.

Kaede : Who is Kirigiri Jin?

Desmond : Kyoko-senpai biological Father. Previously become headmaster at Hope peak academy. To make things short, Jin executed in almost the same w/ Kaito san, but then he turned into bones.

Ryoma : Like me, huh?

Rantarou : Why you didn't use Honorific on his name, desmond?

Desmond : He... actually fall to despair... He's the one who helped Junko to begin the Tragedy. However, Junko betray him and he's turned to bones.

Kirumi : How sad..

Angie : I feel really bad for Maki-chan though. She really a mess over there

Tenko : So, they're in love?

Desmond : Khh.. *tears up*

Ferdinand : Another sink couple ship,eh? *give Desmond a tissue*

Kaede : Maki san... *tears up*

Ferdinand : Here here *give Kaede a tissue*

Tenko : Tenko doesn't understand, why Harukawa get really sad? Tenko mean, people dies and she remain composed. But when Kaito die, she get really sad.

Desmond : Nah, two reasons. First, Maki is the one who indirectly kills Kaito, so she feel really guilty about it. Second, she head over heels to him.

Ferdinand : Tenko, people get sad when their loved one were dead. I mean, look at Himiko. She cried a lot when you and angie were killed.

Tenko : Hmm.. Love really are complicated...

Rantarou : So, who gonna took the item again?

Ferdinand : Me

(Shortly, at Gifted Inmate Academy)

Ferdinand : *Took Kaito bloodied Jacket* Hmm.. the blood mixed w/ Purple fanta, so this must be Ouma...

*Took blood from the rocket* This is suffice.. *left*

(Back at base)

Desmond : That was fast...

Ferdinand : Okay, gimme a second to..

(I put Kaito bloodied jacket and Kaito blood sample to the machine, turned it on and moments later, Kaito and Ouma poped from the output, however...)

Ouma : Uhhh....

Desmond : Something wrong?

Ouma : Uhhh....

Kirumi : *Look at Ouma* Maybe we should give him Fanta?

Gonta : On it! *Chug fanta to ouma*

Ouma : *spit the fanta* Uhhh....

Desmond : God damn it! Ouma uploading his consciousness on an Exisal! That's why he wasn't on his original state!

Kaede : H-how about Kaito then?

Kaito : YOSHAAA!!! Uchūūūū Kitāāāāā!!!! (宇宙 キター!!!! / Space is Here!!!!) (A/N : From Kamen Rider Fourze)

Miu : SHUT UP YE FOOLISH ASTRONOUT!

Kaito : WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!??

Miu : *Become Coward* F-forgive m-m-me...

Rantarou : Whelp, he's fine.

Ferdinand : Sooo, we need to find Ouma Exisal to return him to his original state eh?

Ryoma : Let's call it a day already

Kirumi : ごきげんよう (gokigenyou = Good bye)

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