Have you ever imagined dating a badass like Elliot Stabler? Or maybe you prefer a smartass like Barba? Only suggestions will let your imagination flow! Request now!
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Warnings: Language
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"Kay, guys, Rollins and I are out to lunch!" Detective Tutuola yelled to the SVU team before he and Rollins walked out of the door to get some food. Mmm, food, I thought as my stomach growled for the hundredth time today. You see, this morning I was very excited. Why, you may ask? Well the answer to that question is simple. Last night, my very beautiful girlfriend, Jill, made my all time favorite food, sesame chicken with fried rice, and, suprisingly, we had leftovers. So, I decided that, to make my Monday (today) awesome, I would bring in those damn leftovers and have one awesome ass lunch. And, of course, I woke up late this morning, had to rush to get to work, skipped breakfast to make the chicken that much better, and forgot that beautiful lunch at home. I know, I was disappointed, too. It took a lot of thoughts of puppies to keep my tears from spilling and ruining my mascara. So here I was, slowly dying of starvation and possibly drooling over thinking about that chicken and rice... I was quickly snapped out of my thoughts of the beauteous chicken when Barba, who was over on a possible case, walked over to me. "Lunch?" he asked. "What?" I reciprocated, confused. "Lunch," he repeated, sassily flipping through some files. "Oh! No, I'm not hungry," I lied through my teeth while my stomach decided to tell me it was hungry again. Barba just gave me a knowing look and sighed. "How about you and I go out to lunch and get you something to eat?" he questioned. "Oh, no, I'm good," I fibbed. "What did you forget your wallet at home or something?" he asked, tilting his head. "Maybe..." I blushed, looking down at the report I was typing up. "Just get your ass up and come with me, I'll buy you lunch," he rolled his eyes. "Get the hell away from my woman, fancy guy!" yelled a familiar voice. "Woah, woah, woah! Wait a minute! What's Jillian Holtzmann doing in my SVU? Did I miss something?" Liv asked, coming out of her office. "The only thing that happened is that my girl forgot her lunch at home and this dapper ass man came and made some moves on my lady!" Holtz yelled, stepping closer to Barba as if she wanted to fight. "You think, me and, oh my god! Oh, Dr. Holtzmann, I don't really swing that way," Barba explained, laughing. "Oh, good, I thought I'd have to get the team together to beat your ass!" my overprotective girlfriend said. "Jill, you seriously think I'd leave you? You're my gorgeous ghost-busting girlfriend, I wouldn't trade you for anyone! Plus, I don't really swing Barba's way," I assured her and gave her a quick peck on the lips. "And also because I bring you your forgotten lunch," she added and handed me my precious sesame chicken. "I love you so much," I said, grabbing her by her waist and pulling her in for a kiss. "Wow," Barba interrupted, "I never knew you swung that way." "Yup," I said, popping the "p." "Hmm, learn something new everyday," Amaro stated, walking past us, apparently hearing our conversation. "Woah, the famous Dr. Holtzmann is in our office," Fin said, coming back through the doors with Rollins right behind him who, hearing Dr. Holtzmann's name, immediately started going on a fangirl rant about the Ghostbusters and how awesome they all were. "Yeah and all of you best not try anything with my baby," I wrapped my arms around her waist from behind and kissed her neck. "Awww!" Carisi squealed from his desk. "Yes, yes, we are both the perfect couple and what you all strive to have in a relationship and you can all ask questions on how we make this whole shebang work, but right now I really just wanna go eat my favorite food with my favorite person in the world," I said while steering Jillian to my desk where we ate our lunch and chatted about our days so far. And suddenly, I was glad I forgot my lunch at home. Not only because my amazing girlfriend brought it to me and got to meet the rest of the SVU squad, but also because I got to share my all-time favorite food with my all-time favorite person.
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GUESS WHO'S BACK?! That's right, it's Bear_Blankets helping out her awesome wifey that wanted to get all her requests out in a timely manner and wanted everyone to get their one-shot in this book! Anyway, sorry if Holtzmann isn't like she was in the movie, I haven't watched the remake of Ghostbusters yet and had to Google everything so she's not going to be perfect... But, hey! I did my best to get this done and make it how the request-er (request-ee?) wanted it done. So I really hope you guys liked it! Bye!!!
