Mr. Perfect Mean and Ms. Imperfect Moron (Chandara)

Chapter 1 -The Moron-

Why ba ngayon, my teacher turo like that? pero i love teacher, they turo good and gooder.

kasi, from today and yesterday, they, do not stop teaching.. tanungin ko kaya si teacher??.

alam mo she teach ngayon is Stastistic, she makes like talking about alpha, beta, pero di ko know kung ano yun. kala ko nga nung una, she draws infinity na putol tapos si beta naman parang small "p" lang na with tumor sa ulo.hihi~

"mam! *raise my hand* why, po di niyo nalang diretsuhin na maging 8 si alpha? then si beta anong nangyari bakit may *turo sa ulo* "

*sigh*

"for the tenth time Ms.Channy, this is not an infinty nor number 8"

"ee. pano po si Beta? is he still po ba ok? napa-ospital po ba siya? kasi i found out na nagkabukol siya!" I put may kamay sa bibig ko at nagisip ng malalaim. "aha! mam! *turo kay  mam* kaya pala dalawa ang ulo ni beta kasi twins siguro sila, Omo! wawa naman po pala sila they are together forever?"

mam put her fingers to her noo and wi-nave ang ulo niya left and right 3x a day! why oh why?

sabi ng iba I am "Mam? is your head hurts? i will call my tito ambulansya to rescue you?! Now? Now. okey classmates, don't talk mam will stress out! look at me mam!" I go to mam in front.  i blow my cheeks.. "like this mam, just follow me, classmates go its for better benefits and health that i know, manong in balutan say it to me. ! " 

Inhale.Exhale

mam and classmates did not do it. pero, they say, "hahaha"

mam tingin with "HORROR" face. I look at my back, who she tingin ba?. sa Window? 

"sit"

sit.ok

i turn around.

"Why are you sitting on my chair Ms. Channy?"

oh?. no.? I stand.

"Now why are you sitting in your classmate's seat?"

no? i stand again

"And why are you sitting on the floor?"

no.? again and again?

so to make tapos na ito, i sit--

"oh! very good Ms. Channy,do you kow where to seat now?"

i sign a soldier gratitude.

"yes, mam! in my friend's friend, My seat! "

"Everybody a round of applause for Ms. Channy for having a sharp mind." sabi ni mam

huh? 

"s-sige pero dito lang classmate sa face ko ha, makinis yan."

ok. handa na ako. 1 2 3....

*Clapss!!*

"wew! kala ko haplos ee." bulong ko

"woohh! a galing mo talaga channy, we are so proud of you!" sabi ng my other classmates

"hihi~thank you.." sabi ko

"patuloy mulang yan, baka next time sa detention kana!" sabi ng girl ko na classmate

ano yung detention?. 'di bale na nga.

"thank you, thank you classmate" i waive at them