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Pretty Setter Squad

Koganegawa: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SENPAI

Shirabu: ...what?

Koganegawa: HE'S TALL, PLAYS VOLLEYBALL AND IS A LITTLE BIT SCARY.

Scary: You mean Aone..?

Koganegawa: YES

Shirabu: that's a terrible description.

Volleybabe: What do you mean "lost him"?

Volleybabe: Isn't he like, 10 feet tall or smth?

Koganegawa: The whole team was going out for icecream, and all of a sudden, HE DISAPPEARED

Semi: That's wild.

Semi: How do you even lose a guy like that.

Shirabu: where were you when you lost him

Koganegawa: If I KNEW THAT, he wouldn't be LOST, would he??! >:(

Shirabu: fair point

Akaashi: Savage.

Koganegawa: Oh!

Koganegawa: Found him :3

Koganegawa: He just went home to go get his roller-blades.

Volleybabe: Wait. What?

KaGAYama: roller-blades?

Koganegawa: Yeah.

Volleybabe: LMAO A GUY LIKE HIM ON ROLLER-BLADES?????

Scary: That's perfectly acceptable, Oikawa.

Volleyball: I'M CRYING

Semi: 'I'M CRYING'? Omf you're so cringey

Yahaba: hey guys.......

Volleybabe: I didn't think a guy like that could work some roller-blades!!!!! Lmao!

Scary: "A guy like him" Why are you so judgemental?

Yahaba: i've got a weird personal question???

Akaashi: What's wrong Yahaba-san.

Yahaba: i think that i'm sort of dating a guy now, and we're going on a date tomorrow possibly?

Yahaba: so i'm gay now?

Volleybabe: IM JUST IMAGINING HIM DOING TRICKS, I THINK I BUSTED A LUNG LMAOOO

Volleybabe: Wait what.

Shirabu: yeah that makes you gay. 

Shirabu: gaaaaaaaaaaaay

Volleybabe: YAHABA-CHAN DID YOU JUST COME OUT

Akaashi: Good for you.

Scary: Congrats!

KaGAYama: from one gay to another, congratulations.

Koganegawa: Gay?

Semi: That means that you like-like boys.

Koganegawa: Like-like..........boys?

Volleybabe: Well who is it?!?!?!?!

Yahaba: Kyoutani.

Volleybabe: I. CALLED IT. IWA-CHAN OWES ME MONEY.

Volleybabe: MY BEAUTIFUL FIRST-BORN HEIR IS GROWING UP SO FAST.

Scary: Make sure to use condoms!

Yahaba: oh my god

Volleybabe: Put on your jimmie-hat before it rains!

Semi: Cover your stump before you hump.

Shirabu: can we please not do this.

Scary: Restrain your plog then plow his bog.

Kenma: omg

Shirabu: how do i leave this groupchat. Please.

Volleybabe: Don't be silly and wrap your willy!

Yahaba: kill me.

Scary: Wait. Yahaba-kun is the first one out of us to get a boyfriend.

Semi: ...

Volleybabe: DAMN, MY KOUHAI HAS GOT BETTER GAME THAN ME???????!

Akaashi: Fuck.

Kenma: are we all gay or something?

KaGAYama: yes.

Scary: Yes.

Volleybabe: Yes. Well actually, i'm bi as hell.

Semi: yes.

Akaashi: Probably.

Koganegawa: ???idk???

Shirabu: UGH

Shirabu: you all are so EMBARRASSING

Volleybabe changed Shirabu's nickname to Shira-chan

Shira-chan: motherfucker.

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A/N
Bofa.
That's it. That's all I have to say.

That and Thanks 4 reading!!!!!
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