Pretty Setter Squad
Koganegawa: T-shirts sound AMAZING! :D
KaGAYama: i've never been in a "squad" before.
Yahaba: lmao ya'll are late to the party.
Shira-chan: who the HELL says "ya'll"???! that's dumb as hell.
Yahaba: me. that's who. are you trying to start a fight??
Volleybabes: Now now children, don't fight.
uwuSemi: Don't you dare "uwu" my kouhai you WEIRDO.
Volleybabe: Don't call ME the weirdo, punkass Suga-chan!
Scary: Leave me out of this.
Semi: At least I don't wear unfashionable trash like you do!
Volleybabe: Bitch!!
Shira-chan: actually, you do.
Kenma: burn.
Semi: Betrayal. Why do you treat me like this, Shirabu?
Shira-chan: because you deserve it.
KaGAYama: um, so how are you this morning, Akaashi-san?
Akaashi: I've never been closer to death.
Akaashi: Me and Bokuto-san got home around 5 or something, I can't remember.
Akaashi: And he decided to crash at my place of course.
Akaashi: So now I've got a very tired Bokuto who doesn't want to go to school in my bed.
Volleybabe: AWW
Yahaba: that's a little gay
Akaashi: Like you're one to talk.
KaGAYama: do you always sleep in the same bed...?
Akaashi: Yes.
Akaashi: Why?
Scary: When Daichi comes over I bring a futon for him to sleep on.
KaGAYama: hinata always brings a sleeping bag.
Volleyball: Really? Because me and Iwa-chan sleep in the same bed...
Shira-chan: i haven't had a sleepover since i was small.
Semi: Aww. If you want, you can come sleepover at my house!
Shira-chan: kys
Semi: You are such a rude, sad little man.
Scary: So you're telling me that I should get Daichi to sleep in the same bed as me the next time he comes over? ;)
Volleybabe: Yes. You go, Mr. Refreshing.
Scary: ;)
Kenma: oh my GOD this group chat changes topics like kuroo changes underwear
Akaashi: Gross
Akaashi: But true.
Shira-chan: anyways,
Shira-chan: what colour do we want the shirts?
Scary: Orange
Volleybabe: Blue!
Akaashi: Yellow.
Semi: Purple.
Kenma: red
Koganegawa: Green!
Shira-chan: thank you all sm!!!!!! you're all so helpful!!
Volleybabe: Fine. How about we choose a colour that is NOT used in any of our volley-ball team uniform.
Shira-chan: then you're all getting pink!!
Yahaba: ...
Yahaba: how about
Shira-chan: no, shut up, fuck you. none of you helped me at ALL.
Volleybabe: Pink it is!
Shira-chan sent an image:
KaGAYama: .....
KaGAYama: um
Yahaba: bitch are u colourblind? that's obviously magenta.
Shira-chan: FUCK YOU!!!! !!!
Semi: Shirabu, you need to calm the hell down. You're at a 15 and we need you at like, a 6.
Akaashi: I think it's nice. Good job.
Shira-chan: THANK you!!!!!!!
Volleybabe: I would have preferred a pastel pink.....but w/e.......
Kenma: now i need you all to send me your size and address. then the shirts should be in fairly quickly. shirabu, everyone's sent their share of money?
Shira-chan: yes
Yahaba: i had to pay for oikawa-san's smh
Volleybabe: I don't have that kind of money!!!
Yahaba: it was $5
Kenma: well then, give me your sizes and addresses please.
Kenma: but i can't promise i won't use my knowledge of where you live against you.
Shira-chan: huh???
Kenma: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sorry about the shitty quality t-shirt picture, the website i used wouldn't let me get a nice picture w/o buying the shirt.
The site i used was spreadshirt.caThis chapter gave me an aneurysm. 🙄
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